Banned for the recipe that made Slimer smart.

banned for letting the dogs out

Banned for barking up the maypole.

banned for running up said flagpole

Banned for what you said about said flagpole in not the heat of the moment.

Banned for heating up the poles.

banned for melting the poles into something useful

Banned for having a hot pole at this time of year in your neck of the woods... but I bet the girls love yer for it.

Banned for poling the troll when his back was turned and making him go...WHOOP!

banned whoop there it is

Banned for whooping it up.

banned for full dance moves with a half twist nelson

Banned for trying to be a WWF choreographer.

Banned for digitally transcribing reciprocal anecdotes. 

*say that five times fast*

banned for letting the crazy capitalists in

Banned 'cause we can't shoot 'em!!

Banned for 200,000 volts sent to their IP address might do it.

I just wish that spam posts would be removed entirely.

Banned 'cause they're like a rotten apple looking for a place to rot.

Banned for confusing the fruits of thy labour with the doings of dirty, filthy, rotten mongrel spammers.

banned for not going for the can

Banned for spamming a 'banned' thread...;p

Banned for not setting a better example a a site admin and playing silly buggers like the rest of us.

Only got here to remove the spammer....

I'll now leave you to your thread...;)

Banned for canned spam.

Thank you, it is much appreciated.