Banned for mine's the first plate and you lot can go suck billiard balls up a vacuum cleaner pipe.

banned for being bonkers

Banned for Lululemon would've loved that.

Banned for hanging out in the peanut gallery and showing you're nuts to anyone who'd look beyond the cute receptionist with a bigger front porch than Dolly's.

banned for standing on the porch

Banned for white picket fences.

Banned for the barbed wire fence out back to prevent people accessing your back passage.  Yup, I prefer people come to the front door as well.

banned for full frontal access

Banned for going the opposite of full-frontal and performing some rear-guard exhibitionism by chucking a massive browneye [known as mooning in the US] to the world.

Oh, and no cigar for you for failing to connect the dots about Dolly's 'front' porch.

banned for assuming I didn't make a connection

Banned for illicit connections to Dolly's front verandah in a full-frontal way and granting a close-up exposure to all those in the front row... not to mention all those with 'back-stage' passes.

banned for passing it around

Banned for passing up a good thing.

Banned for passing Go and collecting $200... you were supposed to go directly to the lunatic asylum on Marleybone Street after being granted day release to go see Dolly's front verandah.

Banned for passing yet another set of headlights in order to capitalize on the unfortunate circumstances derived from looking intently upon Dolly's front porch veranda complete with a white picket fence without an integrated roll up button. 

Banned for wanting a roll-up button for Dolly's verandah so you can see it without the white picket fence getting in the way of a great view.

banned for painting the fences white

Banned for white washing the forums.

Banned for airing dirty laundry in the forums and putting your 'smalls' on display... skids n' all.        

Banned for greased lightning. ZOOOM!!

And banned for buttering it on both sides.

banned for slip sliding away

Banned for when Paul met Simon and they discussed 50 ways to leave his lover, who was on her way to Graceland to worship Elvis idols and other false gods.

banned for lenon on

Banned for Abbey Road and other venues.