Banned for posting behind ryat's back.

banned for run-on ban

Banned for the run-off was more impressive.

banned for trying to impress ones with offs

Banned for being obsessed with getting off... one day the bus won't have stopped.

banned for being bused around

Banned for crowded bus stops.

banned for poor weather at the bus stops

Banned 'cause the bus stop moved down the street. Happy sloggin'.

Banned for the bus stop didn't just move, it took much of the local scenery with it and created a new post code, to which one can write but never receive.

banned for foot slogging across the atlantic 

Banned for skipping through the abysmal depths in your loo.  

Banned for the absence of a darling to skip to the loo with on a cold Winter's night with icy cold winds that show no mercy on appendages frivolously hung out to test wind direction and where it's coming from.

Banned for frozen digits and other pointing devices.

Banned for pointing while having both hands in pocket and your slippers on.

Banned for slip ups and cellphones.

banned for cellphone usage during a non hands free environment 

Banned for free hands on cell towers in the Atlantic.

Banned for hands off Pacifist cell towers in the Pacific.

banned for circling the indian ocean with a view of the arctic and southern

Banned for cocking up where the arctic actually is in relation to the above mentioned Southern body of water.  After getting that one totally wrong in every respect, I just know that I wouldn't wanna be cleaning up in the toilet after you'd been there.

banned for not doing your civic duty

Banned for athletics in the Water Closet.

Banned for spanking monkeys behind the outhouse.

Banned for making the cleaner's job even more difficult by doing somersaults in the in-house.... and I don't have an outhouse so I spank the monkey behind the garden shed while all the neighbours are watching the late night news and drinking cocoa.