Ban for replying to this post..

Banned for being an interloper with long fingers but only short sentences.

Banned for making banning criminals serve shorter sentences.

Banned for doing the crime but not wanting to do the time.

Banned for playin' then leavin' the payin' to the other guy what gots moths residing in the wallet left on the desk celebrating the oncomin' bills stuffed in the side pocket the moths use as a loo and the reason some bills get that yellow tint on the edges folded over sos that ya can't see what number the corner keeps on the side lines durin' the third down conversion what netted them only point recognition when what they really wanted was fresh bills that don't stink up the side pocket the moths use as a loo.

banned for runon bans

Banned for not making me laugh.

Banned for expecting comedic entertainment to bring about chuckles that you could better get from tripping over your own feet.  Now that would be funny.

banned for emoji usage

Banned for no use at all and then none.... cos emojis have needs and feelings too.

banned for caring about feelings

Banned for feeling emojis

Banned for jumping for joy, then have her applaud you for the effort

Banned for jumping right into it.

Banned for jumping to the left and doing the Time Warp again.... and again.... and again.

Banned for repetitive behavior in the midst of overwhelming reruns.

banned for blending the needle

Banned for frying more Spam than you have spammers.

Banned for blank jpgs

Banned for using invisible ink in said jpgs, then expecting 'em to upload and become visible to the naked eye as well as various naked forum members who like to read in the buff.... among other things.

banned for buffing up the readers of this thread

Banned for accusing people of reading this thread.

banned for compensating for something missing

Banned for seeking compensation for losing your mind in a quagmire of nonsense of your own making, but couldn't remember you had due to having lost your mind.

banned for demanding mindfulness