Banned for prejudicial preferences.  I like French.... and the cooking ain't too bad, either.

Banned for cuisses de grenouille and escargot and Curried Chou plus other French delicacies.

Banned for forgetting the seafood croutons and the splash of white wine ta wash 'em down with.

banned for using wine with no cheese

Banned for thinking plain ol' sausages without the onion gravy and a pint o' stout ta wash 'em down with.

banned for letting the pigs out of the blankets

Banned for they were beef sausages and they were encased in condoms made from small intestines.

banned for not removing the intestines first before using

Banned for trying to skin your sausages to make yourself non-latex natural condoms.

banned for mocking those of us with allergies 

Banned for bringing sniffles into this.

Banned for he's talkin' 'bout a rash on his ol' fella.... that's why he uses non-latex condoms, to prevent the spread of contagion from the sniffles

banned for assuming rational things

banned for assuming rational things

Banned for rationalising assumptions and finding little sense can be made of them.

banned for looking in through the out door

Banned for being on the outside looking out some more.

banned for leaving the windows open

Banned for inviting flies to dinner.

Banned for there's a fly in my soup and a tarantula sitting on my croutons.

Banned...

Banned for banning with a gif.

Banned 'cause Jiffy said so.

Banned for trying to do in a jiffy what takes most people half the day or longer.

Banned for bein' in a hurry to go nowhere fast.