Banned for not including bankers in that.... one as bad as the other, not to mention advertising execs and politians with a hand in the till.

Banned for unsupported suspenders.

Banned for suspenders with a built-in jockstrap for that extra bit of support in tight situations.

banned for going into tight situations 

Banned for wading in wearing tights and a polkadot tutu.

Banned for the bulge in your tights really being a banana.    

banned for using herbs

Banned for tipping out your wife's herbal tea because you think tea is un-American and belongs in the harbour.

banned for thinking that i live in boston

Banned for not knowing there are harbours elsewhere.

Banned for Harbours are Harbors north of Oz.

Banned for they're not harbors in the UK... which is North of Oz  Probably lots of other places, too.... places that didn't bastardise the English language... like the Yanks did.

banned for blaming the yanks for everything

Banned for going to the lavatory and yanking your 'chain'

banned for old school nonsense

Banned for everything Murphy tossed a monkey wrench into over the last seven hundred seventeen point two five days.

Banned for blaming Murphy for loads of shit that folks didn't do properly and stuffed up.

banned for not saving penny

Banned for Penny wanted to save a buck here and there but struck a Ryat who blew many pennies on wild women and drinking songs.

banned for wanting to buck the system

Banned because the buck didn't stop there and was frivolously spent in a candy shop on an all-day sucker.

Banned for sucking up all the candy.

banned for leaving all the salt licks behind

Banned for sucking all the stickiness off Candy's fingers after she had them in a bag of sweets.

banned for sweeting so much