banned for I check this one second, so my head is in the right place.

Banned for checking it in the first place.

banned for naming yourself after the sound of thunder.

banned for you've tested positive for onamatopoeia

Banned for positives.

Banned 'cause I did not name myself after thunder.

I hereby posit that you are banned.

banned for fancy pants banning

Banned for banning those with fancy pants.

banned for not having fancy pants yourself.

banned for having fancy pants now take them off and give them back to the dog.

Banned for telling Draakjacht to take his pants off. At least ask him if he likes men first.

banned for i told him to take your pants off of him.  seems to me he likes dogs

banned for although I enjoyed getting in his pants, I much prefer the company of women. Does that make me a figurative cross-dresser?

Banned because the word you're looking fore here is bisexual.

Which make no sense because it surely means "two-sexed," ergo implying that you are in possession of multiple genders.

Banned because basically he is.

banned for I meant that I like to get into women's pants. If I like wearing their pants, am I a cross-dresser? And since it's a figure of speech, am I a figurative cross-dresser?

And no, I have one set of equipment I only match up with its polar opposite.

Banned for not specifying the nature of aforementioned equipment.

banned for not knowing what the equipment is.  what are we talking about again.

banned for it's the internet. take a guess

Banned for talking about compasses in such a guarded fashion.

Banned because he meant tripods, duh.

Banned for misinterpreting Draak's post.

banned for interpreting my post.

I'm curious. What did I mean?

banned for not knowing what you meant.

banned for I know what I meant, but I'm curious what he knows concerning what I meant.