Banned for noticing the toads, feeling froggy, and then kicking the toads off their toadstools.

Banned for psuedo mushrooms.

Banned for watching Fiona Frog hop across the meadow to go sit on a toad'stool.

banned for shooting bambi's mother in the meadow

Banned because Bambi's mother wanted a piece of that toad'stool as well.

Banned for collecting amphibian guano and selling it to the tourists.

Banned for tourist traps after midnite.

banned to the mid point of life

Banned for I'm past that point.

Banned for passing the point around the midriff region of Humpty Trumpty's cracked egg.

Banned for back to the eggs, are we?

Banned for the spoiled yolks.

Banned for berating the yolks who turned up late for line dancing.

banned for lining them up and knocking them up

Banned for yolking around.

banned for taking the fence to the back of the line

Banned for being the linebacker.

Banned for being at the back of the line when God was handing out the brains and missing out cos the bloke in front of you got the last one.

Banned for not finishing with trains and taking the first one out of town.

Banned for not knowing that the trains in Spain run mainly on the plain.

Banned for ersatz colloquialism.

Banned for knowing how to say that and type it.

banned for not being that type

Banned for giving that type a bum steer cos you're not as happy as them.

Banned for typing happily away while riding a donkey on the autobahn during rush hour.