Banned for getting all testicl... er, technical about wing mechanics... and did you know that a bird in the hand is nowhere near as much fun as two in the bush?

Banned cuz he needs his wings surely....

Banned for winging it.

Banned for he lost his mind...

banned for give him a hand finding it. Don't trust him when he asks you to help check his pockets.

Banned for thinking about checking his pockets.... some say he keeps a giant wiener in one of them.

Hehe, when I was at school I had a hole in my pants pocket... and the girl who sat next to me often spent the lesson with her left hand in my right pocket.  Oh Janet, where art thou these days?   Yeah, I know, somewhere in the UK and 58 going on 59... but still very attractive for a grandmother.

Orright, I know.... banned for reminiscing about my misspent youth.

Banned for misspent youth comes with no change.

Banned for that would be hard to forget. 

Banned for I did a good deed today. I returned a debit card some really, really cute lady lost. Didn't get a # though..... boogers. 

Banned for good deed and wanting a Good Samaritan of the Week Award. 

To Uvah for Bravery Above and Beyond the Call of Humanities.

 yay

{ don't auplaud just send cash to IROKONESS, and I'll make sure he get's it. }

banned for the hole in the pocket is certainly not a mispending of youth.

banned for good deeds... and double banned for not getting her number.

banned for I wish such niceness was standard fare. Not asking for a world of goodie two-shoes, but just a hair more ethical.

banned for inciting a riot 

Minus an appropriate fee of course ... right?

Banned for inciting red face because I'm no dum dum. I just look like one. lol

Banned cuz there isn't any cash coming Uvah. 

banned for scamming him out of tens of hundreds of pennies!

Banned for penny loafers.

Banned for loafing.

banned for not being well-bread.

Banned for a sandwich short of a picnic... and don't blame Yogi Bear.

Banned for..... Hmmmm..... Banned because you don't use IE9. (At least I hope you don't use it.)

BAN HAMMER SHIELD!

The Cylon is my guard.

Banned for another condom salesman?     

Banned 'cuz I think he's a bit drunk.

Banned for nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more. 

Banned for the Monty Python reference and banned for saying no more

Banned for Monty Python sucked up the Holy Grail and refused to let it go.