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When you are done making healthcare affordable,
will anything besides healthcare still be affordable?
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Tort reform.
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Are you using to much energy?
Are you to technologically advanced?
Are you to civilized?
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So let me get this straight,
I get to pay for the knee operation that you need now,
that I needed 20 years ago and did not get.
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The more you demand the less you will receive.
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B. Madoff during interrogation, "And just how does my Investment Company differ from Social Security?".

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Question:
Why don't you want to use Nuclear power?
Answer:
Because Nuclear power plants don't emit Carbon.
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Here's one my Gramma told me, when I abruptly and not so smoothly quit a job I didn't like:  "When you're done sweeping, don't throw the broom down on the ground like that's the end...just lean it gently up against the wall, because that way you don't have to bend down so low to pick it up if you need it again."

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Lets say someone made off with a very large amount of money,
it is highly probable that a large number of people would have to help spend the money.
If you call yourself a reporter maybe you should try to find out who this help is,
instead of digging up photos of the latest teen singer.
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Spending more money then you bring in, causes stress.
Expenses going up causes stress.
Taxes cause stress.
Taxes going up causes more stress.
Stress is very bad for you.
Stress will shorten your life span.
What we need to do is remove things from office that cause stress,
then we will live longer and happier.
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Plausible deny ability is no longer plausible
when presented with the proof.
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What was the TARP suppose to be used for?
What was the TARP used for?
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If all the ice on Earth below sea level melted,
what would the sea level do?
Is the majority of ice on Earth below sea level?
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If you could convince someone that the world was ending,
could you get them to increase the funding for your research?
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I recently saw this on the back wall of a car being driven
by a woman .
"You can't hold a man down without holding yourself down with him."
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Point counter point:
Jane you ...

An illegal alien comes into the U.S.
to pick blue berries, a few years later
after taking a night course the same alien
has become a reporter along with some other aliens.
Due to these extra reporters in the work force who are
paid less wages because they are illegal,
Geraldo Rivera has taken a 50% pay cut.
Geraldo Rivera would you like some more illegal aliens
to come into the U.S. to pick blue berries?
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They talk it up, then they talk it down,
listen to them
you'll wear a frown.
Turn them off for a week,
you'll find out, talk is cheap.
Follow your gut
think for yourself
you'll end up in better health.
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The only dumb question is the one never asked... or the one that was just answered

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New clock design:
The clock is made out of wood.
As time ticks by a nice little grasshopper eats chains,
making the load lighter.
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There's always a choice, but there's not always a right one. Sometimes even the right choice can be wrong.

- original quote by mickeko.

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If pollution levels were reduced rapidly,
could it upset the delicate balance of nature?
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Will a high mileage car save you money
after they come out with
the new baseball hats and bubble gum cards?
How about normal evolution?
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Today someone said that it is his opinion that something in the past had been rushed into.
Seems a lot of things are being rushed into lately.
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The Miracle is, the more we share, the more we have.  (Leanord Nimoy)

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Lets perform a thought experiment:
Say you go to the mall.
When you arrive you take off all your clothes and walk through the mall.
Would you do this and expect people to not look at you?
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Has conservative talk radio lost its sense of humor?
Bill Handel still has his.
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You can't blame me, I voted for Alan Keyes.
I liked the semi- freedom we had years ago.
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Its all in the delay,
and if you feel crappy take an aspirin.
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It is quite possible that not being qualified
is truly the best qualification.
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When will we know the planet has been saved?
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I am the proud father of a bouncing baby Vista 64-bit.
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I watched the presidential election debates,
health care was going to be fixed by lowering the costs,
not by raising the costs for certain individuals.
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