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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #3101 Top

Roll over and sell out isn't that what you're all about?

Reply #3102 Top

"Romney: BofA Protesters 'Too Young' To Understand Economy"

I will explain it for them.
If you are poor you will remain poor.
Except for 3 people in every million that get lucky.
Make sure you have a rich relative or you are going nowhere.
They at the top have it sown up from every conceivable angle,
there is no way to win.
They will tell you all day that you can win
because they need you to keep trying.
Romney's idea of being broke is down to his last 10 million.
To big to fail and you can't go broke if you wanted to.

Reply #3103 Top

Spaceship Enterprise in 20 years for one trillion?
Using my economic knowledge,
We apply the oh shit factor,
triple it and double it twice.
That comes to 12 trillion.

Reply #3104 Top

Lower the business taxes in California and all the taxes for the matter.
You have to prime the pump or you will never get any water out of the well.

Reply #3105 Top

Lowering the capital gains rate gave an incentive to invest in
Fake Estate which led to the imaginary economy which led to
the real deficit and the real unemployment.

Reply #3106 Top

Dodgers sold for 2 billion.
Facebook is worth 100 billion.
Have some more glue.

Reply #3107 Top

Buy $50,000 of face for $35. per share lets say.
That is 1428 shares.
Sell all your shares in 5 months when the price hits $50. per share.
That gives you $71400. minus $50000. equals $21400. profit.
Subtract the trade fee what ever that is and pay capital gains of 15%.
About $18190. is left. That is $3638. per month to live on for five months of your hard work.
When everyone is done taking their profit buy $50000. of face and do it again.
Never work again for life.
The more you invest the more you can live on per month.
It is that easy as long as you have $50000. that you can spare.
Just know when face is played out and it is time for a new stock.

Reply #3108 Top

The job creators have created a job.
George Jetson is going to push the buy button on Friday,
then he is going on a 6 month vacation.
When he returns George is going to push the sell button,
and then go on a year vacation, on an island and lay
on the beach with a friend and discuss some inside information.
When George returns he will push the buy button and head to
Disneyland.

Reply #3109 Top

The long term 3 year plan is to sell as much stock as he can
with out totally killing the stock price before the traffic dries up.

Reply #3110 Top

We should probably stay with the same administration,
the transition costs are enormous.
Someone should calculate the price so we can factor that
into our decision.

Reply #3111 Top

"Today there are about 32.7 million Americans living alone."
That's 32.7 million Americans that are tired of babysitting
other people.
"How do I turn my TV on and where do I hook this wire?"
Read the F****** manual.

Reply #3112 Top

Yeah and it's all on paper piled up to the moon.

Reply #3113 Top

The secret to a relationship that will last forever.
Pick a girl you don't want.

Reply #3115 Top

 

The world’s total fertility rate -- the number of children the average woman will bear over her lifetime -

- has dropped to 2.6 today from 4.9 in 1960. Half of the people in the world live in countries where the

fertility rate is below what demographers reckon is the replacement level of 2.1, and are thus in shrinking societies.

SO...........

The coming biological revolution may change civilization more profoundly than did the industrial or


information revolutions.The world has not come to grips with the implications of writing genetic code to


create new lifeforms or have they



Reply #3116 Top

Leather chaps are better then nothing and are adjustable.

Reply #3117 Top

"A man will allow himself to remain trapped inside of a room with a door that is unlocked and opens inwards~

As long as it does not occur to him to pull, rather than push against it."

Ludwig Wittgenstein

 

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"Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck"

Tony Montana,Scarface

Reply #3118 Top

Mitt Romney made a phone call last night and turned the
oil and gold prices down.

Reply #3119 Top

Every seed you plant doesn't grow.

What would you rather be in during an earth quake
an airplane or a train?

Reply #3120 Top

Conservative talk radio is propaganda just like all the other propaganda.
Define propaganda?
1. publicity to promote something: information put out by an organization or government to promote a policy, idea, or cause
2. misleading publicity: deceptive or distorted information that is systematically spread

Reply #3121 Top

"Cable news ratings are down across the board."
After four years of nothing but bad news and news about stupid policies
I got rid of the cable, A person can only take so much of this endless crap.

Reply #3122 Top

It took 160 million years to get bored of dinosaurs.
That is what you are dealing with.
Wake up and smell the coffee.

Reply #3123 Top

Keep running the experiment until you figure a way
to get the results you are looking for.

Reply #3124 Top

Five different web sites five different headlines.

"European ministers hatch $125 billion plan to support teetering Spain"

"IMF says Spanish banks need nearly $50 billion"

"Swedish PM: 'Talk' Spain Needs $100B Rescue Loans"

"Spain Aid Request Awaited as IMF Says Banks Need $46 Billion"

"SPAIN POISED FOR BAILOUT WEEKEND...40 billion euros...Could reach 100 billion..."

Reply #3125 Top

If two different observers both observe the same phenomenon traveling
two different distances neither one of them know how fast it was really traveling.