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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #3251 Top

A Mitt is something you wear to keep blood(and stink) off your hand while shaking hands with Obammy.

Reply #3252 Top

Forward or rerun.

Reply #3253 Top

Quoting martytx56, reply 3250
The guilty dog barks first.
End of martytx56's quote

Like a rabbit smells its own hole?

Reply #3254 Top

Quoting BONEHEADdb, reply 3251
A Mitt is something you wear to keep blood(and stink) off your hand while shaking hands with Obammy.
End of BONEHEADdb's quote

More words of wisdom....

Shake hands only with a person whom you respect and/or admire... otherwise you become a hypocrite who is not true to one's self/beliefs.

The state premier was visiting my place of work one day and was shaking the hands of all department personnel.  When it came to me I placed my hands behind my back and rejected the offer.  He walked off somewhat miffed and my department head asked me why I refused to shake hands with my ultimate boss.  I said that I neither liked or respected him, so there was no way I would become a hypocrite and pretend that I did with a handshake.

As for the upcoming US election, keep your expectations very low... because regardless of which candidate gets elected, he's not going meet them.

Reply #3255 Top

Mitt Romney is to Blame for Hurricane Sandy.

Reply #3256 Top

I was here in 1993 we know
where this road goes.

Reply #3257 Top

McCain picked a super model as his
running mate in 2008.
That is all the evidence we need
to inform us of his decision making ability.

Reply #3258 Top

Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
it's "Super Flake" the next step in human evolution
able to rip off a billion dollars in a single bound.

Reply #3259 Top

"Super Flake" made possible by
"Super Deregulation Man".
Time to panic "super spit in the microphone man".

Reply #3260 Top

Super Deregulation Man
1989 The Keating Five
2008 TARP
2??? SUPER TARP

:waaaa:

 

Reply #3262 Top

If Mr. Romney losses the election that will
be proof of exactly what type of results
he can produce.
~
No one can pay higher taxes but they can
spend billions on this election.
Nonstop commercials on the radio.

Reply #3263 Top

Financial Instruments of Mass Destruction,
made possible by,
"Stuper Deregulation Man".

Reply #3264 Top

Who promised results that were not delivered?
Honesty and Integrity.

Reply #3265 Top

Using Rush Limbaugh's half brain logic,
Santa Claus for Limbaugh, Nugent and people like them
was Mr. Romney.
"It's hard not to vote for Santa Claus."

Reply #3266 Top

If we were all sure that the federal tax cuts of the
early 2000's was the right thing to do
why weren't they made permanent initially?
I think we made a mistake and now we are use to it.
A bridge to far.

Reply #3267 Top

When social security was started the country was over.
When medicare was started the country was over.
When the poor got court appointed lawyers the country was over.
When women could vote the country was over.
When anyone could own property the country was over.
When everyone could ride on the bus in any seat the country was over.
When welfare was started the country was over.
When disability was started the country was over.
When workers comp was started the country was over.
I could go on with this, but the country was over a long time ago
and we are an illusion.
~
When the wording of every sentence you say insults the
person you are trying to win to your side you lose.

Reply #3268 Top

There is a Mr. Romney in an alternate universe
and he has a message for Mr. Romney in our universe.
The message is as follows.
"I like to fire people,
you are fired Mr. Romney."

Reply #3269 Top

It's the path not the destination.

Reply #3270 Top

Isn't it remarkable that we can receive
radio and TV transmissions from beings who live
in an alternate universe that is nothing
like our own?

Reply #3271 Top

One of the reasons Obama Won was Grover Norquist.

Reply #3272 Top

Quantum in
Madame Curie.

Reply #3273 Top

Paul Ryan Explains that he fell through a worm hole in
space and ended up in the 8th dimension but it looks
just like home to him. Now he is going to conduct
a seance and try to return to earth before the election.

Reply #3274 Top

The following is the transcript of a hypothetical
phone call.
"Meet me at Econo Lube N' Tune at 7 and
we'll work on your air filter."

Reply #3275 Top

Using Romney's logic,
the number of people that Romney promised
gifts to was to small to win the election.