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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #3201 Top

Waiting for a republican to win the presidency?

You have wasted four years of your life waiting
and it is starting to look like you have the
opportunity to waste four more.

Reply #3202 Top

I've noticed that Muslims are the friendliest nicest
people you will ever meet.

Reply #3203 Top

News flash:
If you don't work you still pay taxes.
This has been a news flash.

Reply #3204 Top

If you work under the table you still pay taxes.

Reply #3205 Top

Company Report 1A:
We are happy to report that you will get a raise if
there is enough extra money left over after we give
Mr. Romney his raise.

Company Report 1A-2:
We are informing you that Mr. Romney's raise was so large
that there is no extra money left for anyone else.

Company Report 1A-3:
We are informing you that you will have to take a 25%
pay cut so we can afford the projected raise next year
for Mr. Romney.
~
Lets say that according to physics there is enough energy
in my glass cup to light a bulb for 10,000,000 years.
In order to prove this would we have to light the bulb
using the glass cup?
If we can't light the bulb using the cup then is there
really any energy in the cup?
~
You complain about media bias,
I guess you're a victim or do you
just think you're a victim?

Reply #3206 Top

If an average worker has a total of around 22% tax
taken out of their paycheck and you are paying
14% tax of your income how are you getting screwed
if your taxes go up to 22% ?


(Around 22% where I live.) ;P

Reply #3207 Top

"You may have won gold medals for your art, young man, but never take on a pole dancing gig in a gay bar."

Then there was the teetotal hooker, who told all her co-workers that she preferred men to liquor.

Oh, and if only somebody had told Heather Mills that she'd be ill-advised to get into an arse kicking contest with Paul McCartney.

Cos as the end of the day, it's not whether people see you lose your dignity when you fall on your arse, but whether they'll call an ambulance when you hit the floor.

:-"

 

Reply #3208 Top

Stock parts I'd like in the future please:

1) A disk defragmenter with a chart and a progress bar.
2) System restore that asks me if I would like to postpone
the restore point till later.
3) A full boot that takes five minutes.
4) XP forever edition.
5) SYSINTERNALS autoruns.
6) A great backup program like Retrospect Express.
7) Access to all the folders on my computer without
having to fill out an application.
8) Notepad with spell check.
9) A weather forecast that is accurate.
10) Rich people that complain less than poor people.

:thumbsup:

 

Reply #3209 Top

I've paid capital gains there was no corporate level.
Warren Buffett is smart enough for me.

Reply #3210 Top

His "plan" is to get rid of deductions,lower taxes
and you pay the same.
Why do it if you end up the same?
Answer:
They will add new deductions later that you won't
even know exist for his buddies.

Quote "My taxes are fair"
Has anyone else ever said that in Earth history?
If they are fair you need to come up and
join the rest of us in unfair.

Reply #3211 Top

On low capital-gains tax rate:
ROMNEY: "Yeah, I think it’s the right way to encourage
economic growth, to get people to invest, to
start businesses, to put people to work."

Iben: It has been low for quite some time now, and
it isn't working.
What is it doing?
Answer:
People who sell stock and real estate for a profit
can keep more of the profit and roll it back into more
stock and real estate. Creating no jobs at all.

Reply #3212 Top

If the capital-gains tax rate was raised to 30%
it would probably create the same number of jobs
possibly more.
How many people work at Mr. Romney's company
where he created jobs what are those jobs,
how much do they earn working at Mr. Romney's company?
If the low capital-gains tax rate is helping
Mr. Romney create jobs at his company I want to know
all about it. How many jobs has this helped you
create at your company this year Mr. Romney?

Reply #3213 Top

Today's cartoon:
In the picture a man sits in a chair at a desk.
Behind him is a man holding a document in his
left hand that is a new tax law.
In his right hand is a pen that he is stabbing
the man in the chair with in the back.
The caption reads "The civilized world".

Reply #3214 Top

A preoccupation with matters of government and taxes detracts from the full enjoyment one could have in life if only they it go.

A smile requires less muscular effort than a frown.

Frequent frowns cause deeper wrinkles and skin discoloration.

Deep wrinkles and dark bags under the eyes suggest a preoccupation with things one cannot change.

Just sayin' ;P

Reply #3215 Top

Due to the current trend in ratings, exaggeration
and chicken littles,
Jon Stewart is the "Omega Brain".

Reply #3216 Top

Social Security Senate Candidate Proposes GOP 'Sunset'

Reply #3217 Top

I turned on conservative talk radio today
for the first time in years. They were all
playing best of shows from five years ago.
I switched to the news channel.

Reply #3218 Top

Regarding the interview of the two
presidential candidates by 60 minutes:
Which one looked like he just came out of
a freezer was on medication and faking it all
the way?

Reply #3219 Top

We aren't sure about your 'Mental Well-Being'
so try to relieve some stress with this football.

:)

 

Reply #3220 Top

The plan is to layoff 25 million in the first year
and then create 12 million jobs in the following 3 years.
Have a twinkie.

o_O

 

Reply #3221 Top

Are we ready for the bottom to the top
electronic fire storm of analysis Thursday?

:D

 

Reply #3222 Top

What you are, is God's gift to you.

What you become, is your gift to God.

Reply #3223 Top

Has Obama helped the economy?
Some people wouldn't know
because they aren't living it.
~
What is reality?
Anything you try to ignore or
pretend doesn't exist.

:grin:

 

Reply #3224 Top

Mr. Romney buys the exact same Health insurance
policy as people in the middle class?
Mr. Romney likes his private insurance company
and if he doesn't he gets another one.

Reply #3225 Top

Lets say that some time in the first half
of this century Social Security and Medicare
become privatized.
What happens when all the private companies go
out of business?
A bail out.