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1/ What is your initial thought upon hearing the news ?
Oh shit!
2/ Who is the first person you would contact ?
My other half.
3/ How would you spend your last day on earth ?
Having sex, hopefully.
4/ ... And your last evening ?
Having sex, hopefully.
5/ What would you like to be doing when the final moment arrives ?
I think you can extrapolate an answer from my previous comments.
~Mack
Oh shit!
2/ Who is the first person you would contact ?
My other half.
3/ How would you spend your last day on earth ?
Having sex, hopefully.
4/ ... And your last evening ?
Having sex, hopefully.
5/ What would you like to be doing when the final moment arrives ?
I think you can extrapolate an answer from my previous comments.
~Mack
1. Is this one of vanessa's jokes?? Is this for reall??
if it is for real.. 2. my love
3. with my love and kids
4. my love and kids
5. pray together, I suppose
you forgot : If there was a time capsule for you to leave 3 things into for (future)space generations to discover
on who you were what would these be? (ans.:my songs on CD, my photo with my loved ones,and the doomsdate)
how ' bout you ?
if it is for real.. 2. my love
3. with my love and kids
4. my love and kids
5. pray together, I suppose
you forgot : If there was a time capsule for you to leave 3 things into for (future)space generations to discover
on who you were what would these be? (ans.:my songs on CD, my photo with my loved ones,and the doomsdate)
how ' bout you ?
1/ What is your initial thought?"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine" that funny song
2/ Who is the first person you would contact? WILMA, probably go over to wherever she was at the time (work, home, wherever).
3/ How would you spend your last day on earth? Not really sure, but hopefully not sleeping. I'd like to spend it with WILMA, but she would most likely rather I didn't...
4/ ... your last evening? time of day makes little difference to me, so see above
5/ What would you like to be doing when the final moment arrives? I would like to be snuggled up with someone I love, just being together. Course, end of the world or not, that is not likely to happen.
2/ Who is the first person you would contact? WILMA, probably go over to wherever she was at the time (work, home, wherever).
3/ How would you spend your last day on earth? Not really sure, but hopefully not sleeping. I'd like to spend it with WILMA, but she would most likely rather I didn't...
4/ ... your last evening? time of day makes little difference to me, so see above
5/ What would you like to be doing when the final moment arrives? I would like to be snuggled up with someone I love, just being together. Course, end of the world or not, that is not likely to happen.
1/ What is your initial thought upon hearing the news? Well, that was nice while it lasted.
2/ Who is the first person you would contact? My friend Steven.
3/ How would you spend your last day on earth? With Steven and Victor, doing the dumbest things we could think of. Because, who cares if you die? The world is about to end. This would probably include car surfing, hang gliding, bungee jumping, finding a helicopter to steal, etc.
4/ ... And your last evening ? The same was as before, except dressed as ninjas.
5/ What would you like to be doing when the final moment arrives? I want to be in freefall from really high up in the air, so i get to feel what its like to be flying (kind of) without the usual splat at the end.
2/ Who is the first person you would contact? My friend Steven.
3/ How would you spend your last day on earth? With Steven and Victor, doing the dumbest things we could think of. Because, who cares if you die? The world is about to end. This would probably include car surfing, hang gliding, bungee jumping, finding a helicopter to steal, etc.
4/ ... And your last evening ? The same was as before, except dressed as ninjas.
5/ What would you like to be doing when the final moment arrives? I want to be in freefall from really high up in the air, so i get to feel what its like to be flying (kind of) without the usual splat at the end.
1) "This is the end of the world news, sponsored by your God" (Tom mcrae), that song's damn catchy.
2)my dad, so we could be all smug and "I told them so" together. The apocolypse would cheer him right up.
3)Reading and listening to music.
4)partying. I'd dance my ass off, I wanna die on my feet.
5)a lot of cocaine.
Dyl xx
2)my dad, so we could be all smug and "I told them so" together. The apocolypse would cheer him right up.
3)Reading and listening to music.
4)partying. I'd dance my ass off, I wanna die on my feet.
5)a lot of cocaine.
Dyl xx
1/ What is your initial thought? About time.
2/ Who is the first person you would contact? D3adz0mbie-course he would probably be here with me as we are rarely apart.
3/ How would you spend your last day on earth? Smoking, drinking, having sex, and playing outside with the kids.
4/ ... your last evening? Praying with my family.
5/ What would you like to be doing when the final moment arrives? Smiling.
What is my initial thought? Here comes the Lord and his band of Angels! Dangit! I knew I shouldn't have waited so long to turn my life over to him.
The first person I would contact? ummm... I'd log onto JoeUser.com and post an article about it... I would explore the ins and outs of the book of Revelation coming to pass, and hopefully start an intense discussion about the 'end times'
My last day on Earth? hmmm... the right thing to do would be to pray for my soul. Only i'm not very good at doing the right thing, so I'd prob'ly get naked and drunk, and run around the streets yelling something to the effect of "the sky is falling!" It would be nice to get laid one more time before dying, but since I can't seem to pull that off now, I don't know what makes me think the end of the world would be any different. Unless I lower my standards I guess... Let me get back to you on that one.
My last evening? Assuming that I don't get shot for my behavior from earlier in the day, I would prob'ly get around to doing that prayer thing... I think Jesus would prob'ly laugh at me though. Since he knows in my heart that I'm a little heathen.
Be doing when the final moment arrives? all bullshit aside, I'd like to be secure that my soul was going to Heaven. What i'm doing wouldn't really matter if that was the case.
1) Heather stole my thought! It's about time.........yay, yippee, here we goooooooooo!
2) Assuming Simon already knew, my parents.
3) Making amends, delivering overdue apologies, contacting old friends and extended family members ive ignored and telling them i love them.
4) Drugs, sex, and magickal ritual with my Hubby.
5) Travelling on the astral plane, watching it all come down.
2) Assuming Simon already knew, my parents.
3) Making amends, delivering overdue apologies, contacting old friends and extended family members ive ignored and telling them i love them.
4) Drugs, sex, and magickal ritual with my Hubby.
5) Travelling on the astral plane, watching it all come down.
cripes, the above post was moi, little-whip.
~heads off to log her Hubby out~
~heads off to log her Hubby out~
Mackintosh:
3/ How would you spend your last day on earth ?
Having sex, hopefully.
4/ ... And your last evening ?
Having sex, hopefully.
Mack
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btw.
I would like to wish You a happy holiday season and new year, Mig !
3/ How would you spend your last day on earth ?
Having sex, hopefully.
4/ ... And your last evening ?
Having sex, hopefully.
Mack
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btw.
I would like to wish You a happy holiday season and new year, Mig !
| 1) Heather stole my thought! It's about time.........yay, yippee, here we goooooooooo! |
Sorry, LW. Great minds think alike....or at least, sick, deranged, crazy minds think alike?
1/ What is your initial thought upon hearing the news ? awwww S#$%! (a la chunk from the gooines.)
2/ Who is the first person you would contact ? If I was not with my man, him. If i was with my man I would call my mom. then my sister.
3/ How would you spend your last day on earth ? praying. having a party with all of my family and friends. doing some kareoke. go to the beach.
4/ ... And your last evening ? same as above
5/ What would you like to be doing when the final moment arrives? I would like to be on the beach with my man who is also my very best friend, drinking tequilla shots and passing out in eachothers arms.
2/ Who is the first person you would contact ? If I was not with my man, him. If i was with my man I would call my mom. then my sister.
3/ How would you spend your last day on earth ? praying. having a party with all of my family and friends. doing some kareoke. go to the beach.
4/ ... And your last evening ? same as above
5/ What would you like to be doing when the final moment arrives? I would like to be on the beach with my man who is also my very best friend, drinking tequilla shots and passing out in eachothers arms.
1/ What is your initial thought upon hearing the news ? Well.... No need to keep paying those student loans! 
2/ Who is the first person you would contact ? Probably my mom and/or girliefriend
3/ How would you spend your last day on earth ? Crying like a little girl and drinking like a fish...Prolly go do a few things i always wanted to do as well. Like Punching Pat Robertson in his face.
4/ ... And your last evening ? Three words....Hot....Monkey.....Lovin'!
5/ What would you like to be doing when the final moment arrives? I would be on the beach smoking a big fat blunt, listening to "Danny Boy" And telling myself it was all good!
2/ Who is the first person you would contact ? Probably my mom and/or girliefriend
3/ How would you spend your last day on earth ? Crying like a little girl and drinking like a fish...Prolly go do a few things i always wanted to do as well. Like Punching Pat Robertson in his face.
4/ ... And your last evening ? Three words....Hot....Monkey.....Lovin'!
5/ What would you like to be doing when the final moment arrives? I would be on the beach smoking a big fat blunt, listening to "Danny Boy" And telling myself it was all good!
1) Hmm...Another one of the liberal media's lies!
2) My Boys (not my kids) (I know there's 3 of them, but they're all kind of 1, in that "All for one, one for all sort of way)
3) Burning down every establishment that causes such strife in my immediate vicinity, that way if it is all a lie everyone wakes up the next day debt free and with a clean slate...Fight Club Style. (Dammit, I'm surely going to put on the Homeland Security watch list for this comment, then again, I probably already am)
4) Well I'm going to the orgy of course...no sense in protecting yourself at this point.
5) Dusting...I've never done it before.
HA HA!
2) My Boys (not my kids) (I know there's 3 of them, but they're all kind of 1, in that "All for one, one for all sort of way)
3) Burning down every establishment that causes such strife in my immediate vicinity, that way if it is all a lie everyone wakes up the next day debt free and with a clean slate...Fight Club Style. (Dammit, I'm surely going to put on the Homeland Security watch list for this comment, then again, I probably already am)
4) Well I'm going to the orgy of course...no sense in protecting yourself at this point.
5) Dusting...I've never done it before.
| 1/ What is your initial thought? About time. |
HA HA!
| 1/ What is your initial thought upon hearing the news ? Where are my kids? 2/ Who is the first person you would contact ? My husband, then my sisters and brothers 3/ How would you spend your last day on earth ? Having fun with my kids and hubby 4/ ... And your last evening ? Making love 5/ What would you like to be doing when the final moment arrives ? |
Tell them I love them
| 1/ What is your initial thought upon hearing the news ? I wonder what Natalie Portman is doing tonight? Natalie Portman...see above Stalking Natalie Portman...even if I DID get arrested...oh well Well, if things go right, with Natalie Portman |
Would depend a great deal on whether Ms. Portman found me attractive.
*DISCLAIMER: While I do find Ms. Portman incredibly attractive, the above was simply an attempt at bad humour and should not be construed as a threat to the safety and security of one Natalie Portman.
sorry, migs 
. It had to be said.
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