Tracy Samantha

Reply to "He's really put on some pounds. Looks like Shatner." in Misc JoeUser Forums

Thanks, Teegstar. Do I know you? I mean, in real life?

"He's really put on some pounds. Looks like Shatner." in Misc JoeUser Forums

Let me start by saying that my prediction about the wedding cake was all wrong. I was waaaaaay off the mark when I wrote that Han and Leia were going to top the cake. It was Lord of the Rings themed. It was all white with "Elvish" written around each layer, kinda like the "ring"...you know, from the Skymall catalog. There were little action figures on the top, going d

Reply to "Cake or death?" -Eddie Izzard in Misc JoeUser Forums

I would only have a Galaxy Quest themed wedding if Sam Rockwell were the groom. Mmmm. Dreamy.

"Cake or death?" -Eddie Izzard in Misc JoeUser Forums

Alrighty. I'm attending a wedding on Sunday for a friend I knew in college. He was always really nice, and he had a confidence about his work and his passions (theatre and science fiction) that I admired, even if I didn't quite approve or agree with him. But we were never what I would call very close(or at least not invite-you-to-my-wedding close), and honestly I was

Reply to Jude Law, Che Guevara, John Kerry, and Fashionistas in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

I'm in Southern California. Nice weather. The people suck. Saw I Heart Huckabees. It was pretty good, conceptually. Don't expect a plot, really. It has some interesting ideas to share, and, though I find Marky Mark to be rather irritating in most of his films, I actually enjoyed watching him this time. "Miscellaneous" is good. I'll do that. Thanks for reading and enjoying. Tracy

Jude Law, Che Guevara, John Kerry, and Fashionistas in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

You know, I haven't even scrolled the "Categories" to see if they have an "Other" option. Or perhaps a "Nothing in Particular" option would be good for me. I'm so noncommittal and I hate the pressure of picking a category to describe my day-to-day life. -Someone just called the office sounding REALLY far away. There was a delay, in fact. She also had an acce

"I turned my collar to the cold and damp." in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Why am I so angry? After some thought I suppose it's because I'm so damn tired. I can barely concentrate on anything, and my eyes just want to close. I suppose if I collapsed and just pretended I fainted they might let me sleep for 5 whole minutes before they woke me up. There's an idea. I was reading people's commentary on "Garden State" and I got so amped

"Although I'm so tired, I'll have another cigarette." in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I don't want to hear it about the smoking reference. All kinds of people do all kinds of things to their own bodies that are bad for them, and you don't see me on the telly in a bodysuit like Tony Little telling them what to do. To people who say, "You shouldn't smoke." I say, "Well, you shouldn't wear your hair that way, but I don't say anything, because it's none of

"Who ARE these people?" in Humor JoeUser Forums

A Slice of Life Story So I come home at 9:30, just in time to watch Scrubs, and Connie, after filling me in on the latest family gossip, goes to bed. But after she's in bed, and I'm in the den, she LOVES to carry on long, barely audible conversations between the two rooms. Here is just a bit of that conversation from last night. Connie: Is "Th

"Killing your wife is the new Pink" - Hannah Braun in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

My headline, as usual, does not have much, if anything, to do with my blog today, but what else is new? I just thought it was really clever. But, interestingly, I found out this weekend that the number one cause of death to pregnant women in this country is murder. Makes ya kinda rethink wanting to get married and/or have a kid, don't it? The Latin Grammys.

"Do Unlike Others..." in Misc JoeUser Forums

Seventy years from now you'll all be telling your great-grandkids how Aunt Tracy paved the way for old maids everywhere. Well, ok. You can say me, and "Samantha" from "Sex and the City". I believe I've finally come to terms with the fact that I will probably never get married. That's fine. I decided that I'd rather stay single for the rest of my life than sp

"Oh, well. Whatever. Nevermind." in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Ok, I know I categorized this as "Current Events", but I think they MAKE you pick a category, and I suppose that this blog would relate to current events in MY life, so close enough, right? An update on the High-Fivin' White Straight Queens: I went to lunch with "the boys" on Tuesday, and we found a parking place right in front of the restaurant. One

ENG 560: Misanthropes in Literature in Humor JoeUser Forums

Here at my new job, I am the only female. I would never say it's uncomfortable, but it is VERY unusual for me. For a week, I was the only person of pseudo-color as well. Not used to working in an office filled with High-fivin White Guys. I jest. They're all really nice, and I like them a lot. There's none of the high-stress yelling or snapping I experienced at the t