cuntpunch

officer are you suggesting that we have too many loose cannons on our force?

[quote]no we just dont want to play against jerks, nice guys?????my a-holetbqh we're really not concerned that someone who can't beat a 3v3 in 11 hours doesn't want to play us[/quote] the radio operator girl at the station can do one in 7 hours and i think she's autistic

[quote]Quite simply put, since this is meant to be a guide towards people who are newish to the community and wish to get in a clan, actively recruiting (AKA accepting and wanting applicants) is a reasonable requirement.Invite only "buddy" clans are... a waste of space.But a SERIOUS, COMPETITIVE clan builds its reputation on SKILL and WIN RATIO. Skill sure, win ratio? PFFFL! [/quote] Then you should phrase the entire post as such. Posting as a 'community recognized clans' indicates to the

While this would be great, it'd also be nice to be able to reverse replays. It's very easy to pass by a critical minute of footage while you're 8x'ing through 30 minutes of nothing.

to be quite honest if i were a player who was not as good as [WANG] i probably would not join magog because they are pretty poor losers who quit at the first sign of danger or loss which is pretty bad those aoh guys were really good sports and they fought it down to the bitter end which is pretty admirable though if you can't get into aoh might i suggest ge because they seem to accept anybody with a pulse from the look of their roster

[img]http://cuntpunch.com/sins/wangbadgeus1.jpg[/img] today the proud and outstanding officers [WANG]BlackCop and [WANG]WhiteCop found themselves in the middle of a domestic disturbane between Xeroes and OverlordSigurd these fine gentleman chose to fight the law([WANG]) the law won here is a tidbit of advice directly from our service and new officer primer: [quote]Military tactics are like unto water; for water in its natural course runs away from hig

[WANG] are not a parody clan see the replay where we beat the professional players of MAGOG in a fair game where neither team was using any maphacks or other dirty lowdown cheats and we won because [WANG]s standing together overcome many obstacles

i want to call out the awesome GE and RaY and HH clans to play us a game tomorrow and learn how good we are [WANG] will touch you all

i think you are confused because we are not jerks in fact [WANG] stands for we are nice guys because we are pretty nice guys and we really do have a vested interest in improving the overall player commodity so that we can win against more challenging opponents which is why we share our military theory and post our replays so that others can learn how badly they will lose to us

HERE IS A COPY OF THE POSTING OF OUR OFFICIAL VICTORY OVER MAGOG CLAN [quote][img]http://cuntpunch.com/sins/wangvictory.jpg[/img] MAGOG BROUGHT IT AND PUT UP A GOOD GAME BUT IT WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH [WANG] IS VICTORY! THANKS FOR BRINGING IT. TO HELP YOU IN YOUR NEXT GAME HERE IS A HELPFUL EXERPT BY SUN TZU [quote] Therefore in chariot fighting, when ten or more chariots have been taken, those should be rewarded who took the first. Our own flags should b

[img]http://cuntpunch.com/sins/wangvictory.jpg[/img] MAGOG BROUGHT IT AND PUT UP A GOOD GAME BUT IT WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH [WANG] IS VICTORY! THANKS FOR BRINGING IT. TO HELP YOU IN YOUR NEXT GAME HERE IS A HELPFUL EXERPT BY SUN TZU [quote] Therefore in chariot fighting, when ten or more chariots have been taken, those should be rewarded who took the first. Our own flags should be substituted for those of the enemy, and the chariots mingled and used in conjunction

YOU GOT THE TAG WRONG IT IS NOT [NICE] IT IS [WANG] BECAUSE THAT STANDS FOR WE ARE NICE GUYS

I AM NOT JOKING PLAY US AND YOU WILL LOSE

[WANG](WE ARE NICE GUYS) IS A NEWLY FORMED COMPENTATIVE CLAN FOR THE GAME SINS OF A SOLAR EMPEROR FORMED BY A TEAM OF WORLD CLASS SINS OF A SOLAR EMPEROR PLAYERS WITH MANY TOURNAMENT EXPERIENCE WE ARE NOT RECRUITING BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT NICE GUYS INSTEAD WE WANT TO CHALLENGE EVERY SINGLE WANTTOBE AND NUBBIE FILLED CLAN OUT THERE SO THAT WE CAN GET BETTER WIN RECORDS AND SHOW YOU ALL HOW MUCH YOU HAVE TO LEARN FR

Its been democratically decided that MAGOG has defaulted on this match and [WANG] wins.