Okay, this just got weird. So I plugged in my monitor (I'm on a laptop) so I could watch some internet videos while trouble shooting. The next time I launched the game suddenly I could see! Well, I could see the top right quarter, and it was even moving(!), it was also torn and stuff, like how everything looks when a graphics card fails. I was able to get into a game by spamming enter, and I could use keyboard controls and I could scroll across the map when my mouse hit the edges
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So I got the beta installed, but when I launched it I got a black screen with what I assume to be the start up movie sounds playing. When I click or otherwise skip it I can hear the main menu sounds playing. The only reason I know that it's the main menu is that when I alt-tab out I get a short flash of the top left quarter of that screen stretched across the entire screen. If I'm lucky I'll get a static shot of the same quarter when I tab back in. It seems to be running, I just c