Kol Captain: "FIRE THE GAUSS RAIL, DAMNIT!"
Weapons Officer: "But, sir, we have no more ammo left!"
Captain: "What do we have in the cargo hold?!"
Weapons Officer: "Well, there was that chunk of rock we picked up a while back.."
Captain: "Damnit man! Strap an engine to it and FIRE!"
Weapons Officer: "Aye, sir!"