Banned because you admit to poisoning morph's cookie!

Banned from a hotel room in Champeign, Illinois.

Banned because.....you lucky dog! Is it 5 star?

Oh noes! Mah cookie is poisoned!!!

Should I eat it or no?

Oh nevermind, I see Storm poisoning it with that hidden camera I had in the kitchen:

"Can I haz cookies nao?"

Banned because it as a two-star hotel room I am sharing with four other guys, all of whom (fortunately) are nerds.

Eeeeeewwwwwww

Well then....good luck!

Banned because I imagined a 5 star Vegas-style hotel, with champagne and a pool or a big bathing tub, and some....*ahem* nice girls (who are being paid...) surrounding you, while you order even more cocktails and drinks.

*dream slowily fading away...*

"Can I haz cookies nao?"

Banned for not banning.

Also banned because my "n" key is wearing out.

Limey man: I'm here to post stuff and drink tea, and I'm all out of tea...

LOL

Banned because I DID ban:

I will eat something else until I can get my cookies:

"Can I haz cookies nao?"

Banned because:

-Twilight Storm

OMG.  Whatever you do, don't type it's a trap into google images...And when you inevitable do, don't click on the little black bordered picture with a girl in white in it...and when you inevitable do THAT...I warned you...

-Twilight Storm

Banned because that awesome pic it too funny for this thread

Banned for being 1 of the best 300, and never brought up any of the other 299 best ones.

Quoting Twilight_Storm, reply 19286

   

OMG.  Whatever you do, don't type it's a trap into google images...And when you inevitable do, don't click on the little black bordered picture with a girl in white in it...and when you inevitable do THAT...I warned you...

-Twilight Storm

End of Twilight_Storm's quote

Umm....ok...I assume its a kind of virus, or other malware?

Banned because

"Can I haz cookies nao?"

No virus, the pic nearly made me vomit.

Banned for making me re-live that moment.

Do its againz and you shall sufferrrrrr

-Twilight Storm | The doctor says my nose wouldn't bleed so much if i kept my finger out of there...

Banned because dis cat is innocent, Ai dos nut want to got hurrt

Dant blame mee!

"Can I haz cookies nao?"

lolz.  dat one was good.

banned for good pics.

-Twilight Storm

Banned for not banning.

"I don't grin like a moron, I grin like a sociopath."

Banned for grinning.

What do you mean I do that too?? When did I do that?

"Can I haz cookies nao?"

banned for the cute kitty pics.

banned for not showing a cute KITTY pic.

banned for demanding cookies when i said you could have some.

banned for i also said you couldnt eat them.

Banned because I hate mah family sooooo godamn much...

Xer0 \^/

banned for having a really long day

Banned for not asking the help of your sociopathic madman friend (me) who is completely fine with the implementation of any and/or all forms of torture.

Banned because observer-wise time is relative. An hour with that perfect woman can feel like a minute and a minute of boredom can feel like an hour.

"I don't grin like a moron, I grin like a sociopath."

Well, Will, that's an optimistic way of thinking why my day was long.

Banned because I'm not getting into it; all I have to say is that I am a farmer, not a hunter.

Xer0 \^/

banned for farming

Banned because that's what I'm here for. Simply put, you needn't lift a finger in anger; I will do it.

Banned for farmville.

"I don't grin like a moron, I grin like a sociopath."

Banned because I want you to watch the vids on this page

https://forums.sinsofasolarempire.com/376103/page/75/#2602123

if you are who I think you are, you'll understand better than most.

Xer0 \^/