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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #6651 Top

i claim this page in the name of the lord!

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266 and 267 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

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Reply #6652 Top

Pitiful fool.

You think that claiming a page in the name of your god will do anything to stop me and my minions.

This page has been weakened by your foolishness to go ahead of your god.

Reply #6653 Top

i do not fear you, shaitan!

for i am the beacon of creation. the lord himself speaks through me, i am his avatar among mortals. i will suffer no harm under his guidance. and i will leave the blood of his enemies on my way.

 

your foolish attempts to destroy anything, let alone a page, has yet to come true. until now you are just a delusional heretic with no power. all pages provided by the lord are still there and remain so until the end of time.

 

it will be a pleasure to purge you and your little cult from the world, making a better place for all.

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266 and 267 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Reply #6654 Top

ah but just as ashes are left behind after a fire consumes a thing

so these pages lie in ashes whenever I come forth

my mark shall never leave a page when I or my minions arrive, forever destroying the beauty of a page

Reply #6655 Top

If you want to guarantee the destruction of the page's beauty, I could post a pic of your mug up here. :)

Bow before me, Lord of Destruction, for you can never come before and never stand alone. It is only through my presence that you exist within the whole of creation.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

P.S. Good job, Prophet k1

Reply #6656 Top

I shall never bow, for I shall never go away.

Anything you strive to build, I shall ruin.

Anything you strive to form, I shall mare.

My mark is everlasting, my existence will always be.

And I shall never submit.

Reply #6657 Top

 

Why should you claim pages for draak. Keep them for your self. If you amass enough pages you can over power him B)

Reply #6658 Top

Why should you claim pages for draak. Keep them for your self. If you amass enough pages you can over power him

End of quote

 

how dare you imply such heresy!

my devotion is endless!

 

I shall never bow, for I shall never go away.

Anything you strive to build, I shall ruin.

Anything you strive to form, I shall mare.

My mark is everlasting, my existence will always be.

And I shall never submit.

End of quote

 

just like a fly, those things are annoying, but powerless, like you!

you always claim you are the destroyer of the things the lord gives us, yet all he has done for us is still there, only your heretic scribblings are defiling his creation.

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266 and 267 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

 

Reply #6659 Top

and another catch of draakjackets, ratfish, tuskfish and ONE alterfish.

the draakjackets are going into the draakjacket pond, the tuskfish are going into the tuskfish pond with the alterfish, and the ratfish are going outside to freeze and then be shipped to kyrgyzstan.

harpo

 

Reply #6660 Top

But he cannot use what I desecrate.

Therefore they are useless, destroyed.

And when another is formed, it too will be shattered.

Reply #6661 Top

I am eternal, an endless cycle of creation and rebirth. There is no potential for you exist beyond me and no chance to destroy any more than I can create.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

P.S. You have kids. You'll probably have a coronary before I do.

Reply #6662 Top

Thats true....

Favourite television show; Name it NOW!!

Reply #6663 Top

and another ratfish, draakjacket and alterfish.

going to toss them in the testing pond to see which survives, probably none.

harpo

 

Reply #6664 Top

Fishing in these waters is illegal.

*posts 'no fishing' sign*

 

By order of Draakjacht the mighty.

Reply #6665 Top

Don't watch TV so none

Reply #6666 Top

a snapfish and a ratfish and a no FISHing elseware sign, but there was no posts only re plys.

blast, will have to CATCH ALL the fish now.

bashes the snapfish over the head and tosses it into the testing pond

harpo

 

Reply #6667 Top

Quoting Ryat, reply 6665
Don't watch TV so none
End of Ryat's quote

Wonderful Answer!!!!!

As congratulations I will not devour all you followers that are placed in my pond. That is the next time the fisherman should see it fit to give me one :D

Reply #6668 Top

*awakens in a daze*

Draakjacht the mighty, may he live long, will not be pleased with this turn of events.

*primes nuclear bomb*

 

Ahahahaha!

All shall die!

Reply #6669 Top

Look over there! IT'S A DISTRACTION!!!!!!

Reply #6670 Top

yes my poor deluded minion

blow everything up

muhahahahahahaha }:)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Reply #6671 Top

and a snapfish and an alterfish.

oh the snapfish is bubbling.

tosses it into the draakjacket pond.

harpo

 

Reply #6673 Top

yes my faithful minion

YES

all shall burn under the glory of LOL

Reply #6674 Top

*Does a barrel roll*

I just avoided the blast.

Reply #6675 Top

I do not know what is so funny about the LOL nuke array...

It just is.