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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #6701 Top

I am God of this page!

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Reply #6702 Top

i prepared you coming,

all will kneel before you mylord!

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266, 267 and 269 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Reply #6703 Top

Nope

Reply #6704 Top

Suck it, lesser god.

Excellent work, my prophet. Continue to serve me well and you shall bring yourself another step closer to ascension.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Reply #6705 Top

Let me help you with that ascension

Reply #6706 Top

i don't need your puny guns, but thanks for it anyways

i guess that is all that a lesser creature like you has to offer, to the servant of the righteous.

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266, 267 and 269 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Reply #6707 Top

offer, who said anything about offerings

they were merely there to help you be released from your poor mortal body

such a fragile thing the mortal body

makes me question why your god created you so weak

Reply #6708 Top

HAHAHA

Please lord Ryat, help me to become ascended...

Reply #6709 Top

my body is neither mortal nor am i poor.

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266, 267 and 269 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Reply #6710 Top

Yep, you are immortal roadkill...

Reply #6711 Top

Your flesh has been burn beyond mortal recovery.

Your body broken into many pieces.

But I shall make you anew.

I shall reward your faithful service and sacrifice.

ARISE!

Go forth and destroy all that is cute and cuddly.

Reply #6712 Top

I shall do so...

Reply #6713 Top

My prophet is a devout follower. Your prophet is a delusional pyromaniac.

This will be a most interesting test of belief. Now where the hell did teh Lord of Sustenance go?

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Reply #6714 Top

BWAHAHAHA!

I SHALL PURGE ALL UNBELIEVERS!

I SHALL NO LONGER STAND FOR DRAAKJACHT'S TYRANNICAL REIGN!

 

STAND BACK, EVERYONE!

 

WITNESS ULTIMATE FIREPOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*fizzles*

 

Minor setback...

Reply #6715 Top

it is a common occurrence that only the the people with a black heart view the loving lordship of our creator, the mighty draakjacht, praise be upon his name, as a dictatorship.

 

 

that was also the reason why lucifer revolted and was cast out of heaven. now we know that this is mythology, unlike the holy creator of pages: draakjacht the benevolent.

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266, 267 and 269 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Reply #6716 Top

Begone, foul heretic, all shall know the true power of lord Ryat the Destroyer.

 

Prepare to taste the business end of my plasma rifle if thou dost not keep thy beliefs from the common populace...

Reply #6717 Top

Wonderfully Said, my prophet. Now go forth and write the next text of my reign. The Book of Pages is complete. You shall bring upon the people, the Book of Posts. Your words shall inspire generations to come and glorify my kingdom with words.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

(Nice one, Synept)

Reply #6718 Top

ah the Book of Pages and Posts.

It shall be kindling for my glory.

Reply #6719 Top

Lord Ryat the Destroyer is currently away, so I shall attempt to end pages in his stead.

 

The Creator of Page's prophet is in need of chastisement. I shall bestow it upon him with great ceremony.

 

AND SO HE RETURNS!

Reply #6721 Top

he who plays with fire shall die by it

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266, 267 and 269 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Reply #6722 Top

Except I live in it.

I relish it.

It heals my wounded minions.

And provides solace for those that serve me well.

And gives them the ability to retaliate.

BURN THEM!

ALL OF THEM!

Reply #6723 Top

Quoting Ryat, reply 6711
Your flesh has been burn beyond mortal recovery.

Your body broken into many pieces.

But I shall make you anew.

I shall reward your faithful service and sacrifice.

ARISE!



Go forth and destroy all that is cute and cuddly.
End of Ryat's quote

 

Just want to point out that you've committed a sin against yourself, and in fact, every time you destroy something, you create chaos and despair, further sinning against yourself.  By helping out Syneptus, you have created kinship, or bonding, as well as created a devout following.  All things you should not be allowed to do for creation belongs to another in the pantheon.  But since you have, you have openly invited in the acceptance that you must rely on the creator to exist, which in turn makes you a lesser god.  Pity.  I had such high hopes.  My journey must continue on now.

 

~Holder of Truth, Seeker of Wisdom~

Reply #6724 Top

that is goal of the self-acclaimed lord of destruction: self-destruction so that the lord of creation can reign supreme.

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266, 267 and 269 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Reply #6725 Top

ah but he was formed from destruction and now he is formed for destruction

for often things must be destroyed for others to be created

is not a house made from the slaughtered of trees, or bricks from ruined sand and mud?

Destruction must exist for creation to take place

SO WHO IS THE LESSER GOD?

WITHOUT THE BIG BANG, THERE WOULD BE NO UNIVERSE! WITHOUT THE DESTRUCTION OF STARS, OTHERS COULD NOT COME FORTH!

ARE NOT THE LAWS OF ENTROPY NOTHING MORE THEN AN EXTENSION OF MYSELF?

I AM FOREVER AND CREATION IS NEVER LASTING!