Weapon of choice for the Destroyer...

Enormous flame-breathing-cyborg-dinosaur.

Calm down milord. Thou shouldest not hurt thy unprotected subjects with thy fire...

I am aware of my grave error in claiming this page. Please forgive me.

Forgiveness is for the weak, but I shall let this pass for your weapon of choice.

The fires shall make you stronger.

The ice shall encase you in armor.

The wind will move you rapidly towards your target.

The earth shall bend under your will to bring down the heathen temples.

Fear them not my faithful warrior. Use them, Harness them, Enslave them to your will.

you are so cute when you are angry

you are like little bugs, swelling in hatred, only to be crushed by the master of creation.

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266, 267 and 269 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Or just split the atom and turn the area into black glass...

What? My railgun shot failed to damage thee?

Do not fear, for it has.

His god merely reformed his weak fragile body rather than building something stronger and better for destruction like I have for you.

The weapon of those who are loyal only to their own insanity

which works to my advantage

Lord Ryat God of Destruction

and a nice LARGE catch of stuntfish, snapfish, ratfish, alterfish, tuskfish and draakjackets.

it will take a couple of hours to freeze this LARGE catch. I think I will send the catch to burkina faso.

harpo

*rips net and returns to polluted waters*

Fine then i guess you can consider me a mercenary in Ryats army. I have no religious ties, but follow purely for the pay.

How does he pay me? in pure insanity

and another alterfish has been caught.

and if fish were intelligent enough to have religion, then a fisherman would be the god of destruction to them, as a fisherman removes the fish from their environment destroying them in the process.

harpo

a point you have harpo

indeed he has.

And yet there are such things as fish that are too dangerous to catch

like

ZOMBIE FISH

go forth and destroy my mindless minion

and this catch is small with two ratfish and an alterfish.

these will be fed to the cyats.

the only fish too dangerous to catch for me is over 300 metres long, anything smaller is NO problem as the fish all suffocate when dragged out of the water.

harpo

well the Zombie fish (while already being dead, so it can't suffocate) stands over 1200 ft tall (about 400 meters for you smart ones )

Harpo, up your standards. A Nimitz class carrier can catch a fish 300 meters long.

As for the rest of you, no amount of devotion can save you from creation. Even the big bang could not occur without the existence of the unified, that which existed merely for itself, neither creating more nor destroyed, rather changed into something new. Something which allows for a complex string of all other things: created, sustained, destroyed. The Book of Pages teaches this. The Book of Posts shall apply it to the lives of all. Your creation will not be the end of things, but the inevitable birth, the flame from which many shall come to realize the need to build again.

The Lord of Destruction is a god, incapable of changing his ways. Those which follow are agents of free will, able to move from one vantage point to the next. They shall have the opportunity of redemption, the chance to see the many sides of the light before it settles on darkness and they are too blind to navigate.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

It doesnt matter. Right now i have 42 karma, meaning i am the answer to life the universe and everything

I am all knowing!!!

Now the world has gone to bed
Darkness won't engulf my head
I can see by infra-red
How I hate the night

Now I lay me down to sleep
Try to count electric sheep
Sweet dream wishes you can keep
How I hate the night

As a gift to you fools i will let you know who will post next.

the answer is _______

lol

nice trick

But I shall post anyway

Alt, I shall make myself the creator of something very special today. I shall create disappointment.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

But you didnt..i was right. I said that Ryat would post and he did.

Any question you want to ask. Like who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

Or why 42?

O never mind i cant tell you the second one

hmmm

very tricky

me thinks you are trying to outsmart me

either I let it go and you win for your creation is untainted

or I destroy it and disappointment leaves forever

instead I shall add an effect

with your creation of disappointment

comes the desire to collapse in on oneself emotionally (ex. Xer07) and slowly waste away as a useless piece of bios

It shall never work, Draak shall make a clvr response

The creation I have made has yet to come to your realization. When it does, you shall realize it is nothing which can be undone.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

undone unshmun

I merely wreck and mare what you create so that I can claim all for myself