and I claim the new page

harpo

 

ooooooooo

we have a new one attempting godhood

and you would be what

harpo99999 catcher of forum pages?

There are many lesser gods, but they are all but forms of the one, extensions of creation as an arm is to the body.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Except for me.

Yeah, you're more like gangrene, requiring me to lop off a limb.

So says I,

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

I am an independant god!

Well, depends on how you look at it. I've been quoting the Riga-Veda, which explains that all existence is just a manifestation of Brahma (the Creator). Brahma is not a deity, it is not a god, it is nothing supernatural. Brahma is all that we are, and the abstract cause of all that is, it is a concept which has to be understood, realized and felt, not just to be worshipped. For this reason Brahma does not interfere or take decisions. Brahma is also not the chief controller of the human action. God creates neither the acts nor the cause nor the circumstances of the action. It is the nature that acts these out.

So, the Creator exists in its purist form, simply being. All other things, conscious or not, are simply products or extensions of being. All gods, men, and all things are independent, subject to the nature of what they are, where they are; choosing with no divine intervention how they are.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

and the catch is a bit better with several draakjackets, a ratfish and a couple of skelefish, and these draakjackets are full of roe, so I will be preserving the roe and freezing the fish for the cyats

harpo

somehow theology and salt fish eggs go hand in hand.

sadly true

bravo, I like how you tucked Lord Ryat away nice and neat

well, Ryat made me have to edit all that, so I decided to up his morphine drip to quiet him down.

ROFL

yeah, well guess he deserved it

think that's good? Check the size of Xer07's asshole...

ouch, that had to hurt

assuming he even understands all that

God of Creation, not miracles.

lol minor detail

so says the God of Destruction

and another large catch of ratfish AND FAT draakjackets.

the ratfish I will freeze for later, and the draakjackets are going to render down to make candles from.

harpo

 

gross, draakjacht candles would smell nasty (even if they shine brightly)

wow, insulted and complimented in a single breath.

Notice how I subtly play my opponents off against one another.

We usually call it signing off and going to bed. But you make it look good.

and only a small catch this time just two more FAT draakjackets, a ratfish and a skelefish. and the draakjacket candles are a failure, they barely put out ANY light, and splutter a lot and smell horrible( a lot worse than nasty, even worse than rotten whale oil). will have to see if it a good pest repellent, but it should be a effective criminal repellent and means of forcing the criminals that are in jail to go straight just to avoid the smell. harpo

*dumps uranium and phosphorus into Harpo's lake*

Ow, harpo. Really? Just... ow...