Like now

MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Arise my minions

ARISE!

Go forth and destroy

Hmm, it seems I have to teach my prophet to count posts. Nonetheless, your destruction can never outpace my creation. There are infinitely more pages to come.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Actually no. We Alter the surroundings to suite our particualr requirements.

Once the process is complete we leave hibernation to enjoy the more suitable conditions

so instead of growing a pair and adapting to your environment, you force your environment to change for you hence you never truly grow

the safest path is the path to destruction

wait, isn't all that was humans did?

yep

Humanity repeatedly modifies it's social environment and adapts itself to it. We're constantly growing.

and another large catch of draakjackets, ratfish, skelefish and alterfish.

tossing the draakjackets into their now half empty pond. and the single alterfish in the draakjacket pond appears to be a bit fatter.

will try a single skelefish in the pond to see what happens.

the ratfish & alterfish are going outside for half an hour then will be shipped to afganistan

harpo

you got a good troll, I mean catch there

but you need to catch an oprahfish to complete the catch

Singing fish? sounds like a dream I once i had.

not operafish

oprahfish

and another ratfish and alterfish. will toss them in the freeze zone for the current shipment.

and the only problem with you wanting a oprahfish is that THEY EAT ALL OTHER species if fish that they can find and need a large quantity so that they can breed( about 500 tones of other fish for ONE oprahfish), so they are a very slow breeding species, and because of their extreeme hunger for food and in-efficency for food ALL fishermen KILL all the oprahfish the can, so I do not expect to ever catch one.

harpo

and here I thought fisherman killed all fish, the bigger the better

Thats what i thought too. I never new you were expecting to freeze us and keep us alive as well

Harpo fish...Bison....

and another ratfish, alterfish and bisofish

and bison that looks like the extremely rare SHALLOW(only 1 mile deep) water species of oprahfish, the common species only lives below 4 miles deep.

also I usually only fish the top 100 metres so am unlikly to ever catch them.

harpo

So am I to assume the religious crusade has come to an end? I almost feel empty inside.

ran out of rhetoric

sorry

ummm purge the heretics?

That's the spirit! You're gaining points with every post, Altaux. And yeah, Linkin Park isn't my cup of tea either.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

this crusade will only end with the last breath of the last heretic! or until the cycle is complete and the world has come to an end and a new more glorious world will be created by the god of creation: draakjacht!

may the traitors and unbelievers cower in fear before thy name!

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260 and 264 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

There's my prophet! How has my messenger been faring these days? I hope good in the light of my presence.

Remember to review the Book of Pages regularly and keep it's messages close to your heart.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

*Lights flame thrower*

in the spirit of neutrality next hing to post gets burned ie pwned ie ....well nvr mind..i PWN U!!!

the prophet just saw inception and while it was a decent movie, (which is actually a compliment since i do not like movies in general) the really fantastic stuff is the soundtrack, i really liked it (in fact i am going to buy it)

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260 and 264 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

stop speaking gibberish and start making sense, you don't want to end like oprah, do you?

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260 and 264 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies