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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #13601 Top

Marco. Marco? Marco, Marco marco marco marco MARCOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARCO! Where the jesus is polo? MARCO! Hello jesu... OOPS, species in me undies, hehehehehhehe. Ahhhhh, volleyball smack my net. I can lick me undies from bending over, now GIVE ME KARMA!!!!!!!!!!! And don't reply, cause what fun will it be if noone wins, it'll be a bit fun for playing, and trying, but at least someone needs to win, so no more posts, than in 1 day, we start this train wreck all over again.

Reply #13602 Top

Uhhh...no way am I gonna let that be the last post in this thread...It'd be an insult to all the time I've wasted here.  ;p

-Twilight Storm

Reply #13603 Top

and it's just a sad idea to let someone who hasn't made all the effort and sacrifice walk in and steal the victory. It's like having Rudy go through all that retarded angst and then realizing at the very end that they certainly won't let him play.

Reply #13604 Top

RUDY! RUDY! RUDY! RUDY!

Reply #13605 Top

I was debating whether or not to type that.

I apparently chose incorrectly. *insert image on Galahad from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade that I can't get right now because my damned internet is being too slow for me to search for a simple, fucking image. Fucking AT&T doesn't know how to manage shit. They're raping the rest of the nation along with these other god forsaken communications companies, but they can't throw out a half way decent fucking service. It makes me want to hunt down anyone who works for the damned company and shove my foot so far up their ass that I can tickle their tonsils with my big toe moments before the paramedics are forced to cut my fucking leg off at the knee due to the fact that I'm stuck in their no good asses. It's enough to piss a guy off that, even on a night when he gets all the action he could hope for, can't just casually check a few messages online in this fucking world so dependent on technology and the mindless halfwits that not only maintain this card of houses we call an internet but also own all the fucking big wigs that decide what, if any, regulations are there to kick them into shape whenever they fuck with us*

Reply #13606 Top

8O

Draakjacht snapped...quick, get all the sharp objects out of the room...

-Twilight Storm

Reply #13607 Top

Ouch, I like Qwest even more now.

Reply #13608 Top

and another seven ratfish get caught in the nets and thrown to the ryats

 

harpo 

Reply #13609 Top

and another 18 tesbfish get caught in the freakishly non-existent nets.

The non-caught tesbfish are then thrown to the non-ratfish.

Reply #13610 Top

Okay, lets start a non-net internet.

Reply #13611 Top

Okay, let's create a massive, global, networked linkage of computers!

That'll show them.

Reply #13612 Top

Al Gore shall show us the way.

Reply #13613 Top

Yes! And we will also promote everything that he says as scripture!

Reply #13614 Top

The Inconvenient Truth.

Reply #13616 Top

You spelled lol backwards, I ban you from this game.

(hehehe...one down...soon, I shall have TOTAL CONTROL!!!)

Oops...did I type that out loud?

-Twilight Storm | I will bite you and give you rabies!

Reply #13617 Top

Hell, I'll take a giant web of string with cans on the end.

Reply #13618 Top

And I get the rest of the cans.

No one gets to know anything without me filtering it first.

People in China may begin to hear that there are flying pigs in America, and the French may hear that people have forgotten about them.

Chaos will reign!

Reply #13619 Top

and another five ratfish bite the dust

 

harpo 

Reply #13620 Top

And another tesbfish shows up to stare down the infinitely larger fakeratfish.

Reply #13621 Top

And the draakjacket poops in the pool

Reply #13622 Top

harpo still keeps on fishing though

 

harpo 

Reply #13624 Top

That's nice.

I'm eating Turkey.

Reply #13625 Top

Turks give me gas