banned for spreading it all around

Banned for it's my manure and I'll spead it around wherever I want.

banned for being so in manure

Banned cos man ure really skating on the thin ice of a new day and flipping the bird at the minstrels in the gallery is not recommended by the court jester who's as thick as a brick.

Banned for not tossing a coin to my witcher.

Banned for tossing bricks instead.

banned for trying to be a brick house

Banned for entering the brick sh!thouse under false pretences.

banned for spreading covid-19 fears so you can stay home longer

Banned for spreading peanut butter with your sticky fingers to get a better grip on tumbling dice at the casino.

Also banned cos I'm a stay-at-home bloke these days anyhow.

banned for being the old man you used to make fun of

Banned for being the young whipper snapper with a penchant for bare-bottomed spankings.

banned for making the world a scary place

Banned for going to a bar and asking for a Corona during a pandemic.

banned for forgetting the cough i added in

Banned for going to work with a slight cough and sniffle present.  

Banned for unlawful and unprofessional diagnosis of symptoms without a medical degree or butchers license.

banned for butchering that ban

Banned for butchering the butcher that butchered the ban.  

Banned for going all lamb chop on us and imposing a ban on butchers with no open heart surgery experience to speak of.

Banned for not social distancing from me while I wait for my covid test results (I actually am).

Banned for the misconception that Covid 19 can be passed via the internet or over the phone.

BTW, here's hoping that your test comes back all clear.

banned for not letting the love spread

Banned for spreading the love around TO much !  

Banned for OO and not much else.