Banned for sneaking in a sly reply without warning.

banned for assuming there was no warning

Banned for not acting at all after having ignored 2 months of persistent warnings from others.

Banned for posting irrelevant warnings of an assumed chaos that never eventuated in this time line or the next.

Also banned for being persistent without justification or cause.

And banned again for waiting 2 months to raise warnings of non-impending doom during a global 'giving everybody the shits' after being cooped up for what seems like an eternity and longer.

If that's not enough... banned heaps... just banned and then some.

banned for trying to make up for all the banning you missed 

Banned for you don't know the half of it.

Banned for knowing the other half of it.   

banned for cutting it in half and not sharing

Banned for cutting up the halves and getting less than a fair share of the whole, not to mention the hole, the gaping great chasm  and less than that, even.

Banned for still playing this game that should have been banned!!...

banned for wanting this game banned even though that is its purpose

Banned for the man who banned the banner.

banned for recursive banning

Banned for manning the banning bunker with storefront mannequins armed with centuries old muskets fitted with rusty bayonets dipped in vampirically infected banners blood.

banned for being so sloppy

Banned for the slop served up as breakfast and charging game-enough persons a ridiculous sum to try it out at their own peril.

banned for wanting to be free of peril

Banned for being so far off the beaten track that even the best sniffer dogs turn their noses up and whimper at the whiff of your 'dammit, should be incinerated' sweaty old socks.

banned for going through the my garbage and pulling out my old socks

Banned cos your socks were that cheesy and on the nose they climbed out of the garbage and walked down the driveway and into the public eye, where I saw them doing a primitive two-step, all by themselves..... even the old toe-jam didn't slow 'em down any.

banned for not being proud of my achievement to teach my socks how to dance

Banned for such an achievement is NOT noteworthy and should be disciplined most vehemently because you do not possess the proper credentials to operate a dance school, either in the backroom or your bedroom... which your neighbours say is predominantly reserved for horizontal dancing due to the primal moaning and groaning each night.

BTW, your neighbours should be banned for not knowing all that moaning and groaning is actually caused by you while bending over to remove your shoes and socks before getting into bed.

Banned for this being my first post!!

banned for going here first

Banned for coming here first, second and third.... not to mention being usually late and tardy like there's gum on your shoe.