Banned for ignore it I will....  

banned for staring wide eyed

Banned for totally ignoring OBI hint...  

banned for I ignore at will

Banned for snubbing your fellow man.

banned for they snub me I snub them

Banned down to a stub.

banned for stubbing me

Banned for stubbiness.

banned for that's not what she said

Banned for we want proof. 

banned for not all of us do

banned for none is needed

Banned for not understanding what he said and for still being stubby with your undeniable stubbiness.

banned for I do understand

 I just don't care.

Banned for being driven to the point of destitution by the chauffeur of bankers...

...and is hiding money under the mattress any safer for bed-wetters???

Banned for my banker is a 6'3" redhead. Female. But, she's fantastic. 

Banned because that sounds suspiciously like my parents' banker. Is she about 220 pounds?

Banned cuz yeah. Big boned, not fat.    Unbelievable, isn't it?

banned for lamest excuse ever

Banned because lame excuses are no excuse.

Banned because lame excuses should bring their own crutches....

.... hmmm, and would lame excuses have medical cover or do they rock up to a free clinic when they sprain an ankle/go lame?

Banned cuz  she's a BIG girl, Whew.  No heels for that one. haha

@starkers, I  my banker. Maybe all of them.  All suits really.

Banned for  ing  bankers cos they will rob, cheat and your heart to turn over a dishonest dollar.

.... and bankers don't even make good landfill when they die.... nasty pollutants seep into the watershed.

Banned because the Infamous 'The only good banker is one that's pushin' up daisies' starkers, bane and scourge of the Banking world, is once again on the prowl. Hide the breakables!!