Banned for being a brainiac you advanced-vocab user

banned for speaking ill of the zebras

Banned for speaking too well of Whitey, the albino zebra... and suggesting they paint on black stripes

Banned for painting black and not blue.

Banned because a blue zebra would just look kind of odd.

Banned for maybe every even stripe can be blue. 

banned for that would still be an odd zebra

Banned for having a zebra in the kitchen.

banned for not realizing I have to cook them

Banned for not realizing you are a kook to cook zebra in your nook.

Banned for rhyming nook with cookie and ending up with a nookie.

Banned for being more than a little kooky.

Banned for keeping the home fires going.   Or a hibachi kinda day.  

Banned for not giving me karma in the "I would give you karma..." game

Banned for having a fire in the home.

Banned because maybe you should check who the third person that gave you karma is. 

Or maybe just a flick of your tongue will inform your senses. yesssssssss?

Banned for thinking you're the only one around who i may be talking to.

Believe me, i know.  I've detected 132 people on this thread in the last 20 minutes.

Banned for talking karma, to people who aren't here, in the forum game. 

Oh they are... they are...

They're watching your nametag even now, waiting for you to give them help with their own account, since they're so stupid they can't figure it out themselves.

Or, something...

Oh well, they're there!  Be sure of it!

Banned for watching the watchers.

But if you're already aware of my watching, then you must be watching me too so thus thou art BANNED!

Banned for Watch out, here comes the Spiderman.  

banned for not looking up in the sky

Banned for having your head in the clouds....

or would you rather that being off with the fairies?

banned for ferrying odd ideas in clouds