Banned because, for some reason, I must now always start on page 1 when I access this thread.

Banned for not getting the hint.... now get back to page one before the Dingleby Deadbeats 1st choice goal kicker decides to kick yer ass all the way there so's he can try out his new boots.

Banned for booty butts.

Banned for having an absent butt more often than not lately... bin sniffing around the bitches kennels to see if any want  bit of spare bone, eh?

Banned for much stuff needs doin' and I are doin' it.

Someone is now unbanned because the digicons are working again.

Banned for not banning someone in the first place. Does someone even post here?

Banned for misunderstanding the statement.

banned for low karma

Banned for high karma.  That's illegal most places now I hear...

-Twi /)

banned for going luna

Banned for Instigating a Ryat.

-Twi /)

Banned because given how long I've been here, it's relatively high.

Banned for relatives.

-Twi /)

Banned for it's all relative. 

Banned because that elf of yours appears to have a lamprey suctioned onto her head.

Banned for never changing your hat.   And mine is feather light. No animals were hurt to make my headdress. 

banned for more suction is needed

I'm sure that makes sense to somebody.  Banned for secret codes. 

Banned for not having the Cypher.

-Twi /)

banned for wanting sense in the world

Banned for not knowing the world is full of scents.

-Twi /)

Banned for ignoring horse sense. 

banned for horsing around

Banned for rounded horses and neighing too.