I should be banned for reading all of this!!!

As my old man used to say... "you should have your head read" ...;)

Banned for mentioning what your dad use to say!

Banned for what your dad did not say... and he obviously never said not to ban an admin.

Banned for Daddy hearsay and stuff.

Banned simply for stuff you should have said and never did... and for all the karma you should have given but never gave...

... I still haven't reached 4 figures.

Banned for being starkers.

-Twi /)

Banned for being loony.

Banned for not being but assuming. 

Banned for playing kneesies under the table... hehe, tickle, tickle.

Banned for playful interlude.   

Oh yes I went there.... hehe

In the Internet world of WEIRDOS a new level of weird has been attained....;p

Banned because I already mentioned that.

Banned for not realizing he has his hammer raised, just waiting to get a multi-kill.       

-Twi /)

Banned because I've always been cowering beneath that hammer ever since he scolded me for my excessive signature on the last person to post thread.

 I know I'm never signing posts again.

Okay everyone.  Now we know:  Stay away from Sir_Red_Rocky:  Jafo is just waiting for us to get in the blast radius. 

And Banned for cowering under the hammer.

-Twi /)

Banned for jackhammering.

Banned for forgetting the 54 at the end.

I don't particularly like either phrase...the original or the edit.

Banned for dropping the hammer in slow-motion.  You're making Sir_Red_Rocky nervous and therefore unable to adequately support the winja pony resistance...  Wait...nevermind. 

-Twi /)

banned for not liking anything

Banned for encouraging him to lick things. That's a good way to pick up microbes.

Banned for not banning and I try not to disappoint.   

{shh, I kinda like that song.....}

banned for hushing us

Banned for not hushing anyway.