Banned for a good time when you arrive.    

banned because you just need to

Banned for it's that time. 

banned for going with the kids version of the Chip n Dales

Banned for not kidding around when I say Alvin and Company rock.   woot woot    j\k

Banned for Rowling.

Banned for being secretive by only using a surname, which could be used to identify millions of people, not just one person.  Provide more information... and don't be a smart ass and just add Mr, Mrs, or Ms.

Banned for every moment has it's own truth.  Rowling wrote a new book about just that...     

Banned for being mystical and metaphorical!

Banned for being straight-forward.

Banned for being a little around the bend

banned for slowing down

banned for doing "The Yoda"

The real Yoda....

banned for not banning

Oh wait, that might be a good thing with you.

Banned for brown-nosing/sucking up to management... now grow a set and reinstate that ban, game boy.

Banned for anti-ryating.

-Twi /)

Banned for assuming I have one bedtime.  I in fact sleep twice a day in 4 hour intervals.

-Twi /)

Banned for not having a good nights sleep. Now get back to bed and catch up.

Banned for playing mammy to a bloke who thinks he's a prancing pony.

Banned because there were an awful lot of 'y's in that sentence.

Banned for an awful lot...  of stuff.   yeah   

banned for stuffing

Banned for October 8th is stuffing day.