Banned for planes should have parachutes.   They would never crash, just float down. 

banned for assuming that the chute is properly deployed and cared for

Banned for one can only hope.   I really think they should have parachutes though. Or ejecting seats for everyone. With it's own parachute. 

Just sayin.

Banned for thinking passenger ejector seats are okay in a helicopter.

Banned for a parachute deployment from either propeller would suffice.    It would save lives. Like air bags in cars....

Banned for bagging some air.

Banned for feeling light as air, Look ma no hands.

Banned for showing off to your ma.  

banned for doing it with no hands

Banned for ignoring me.

banned for assumption of being ignored

Banned for did someone say something. 

banned for smirking

Banned for more like sneaking in a giggle. 

Banned for giggling, this is serious .

Banned for did I just hear something again?  Is someone there?       

Banned for needing a hearing aid and not doing something about it, besides this is all reading.

Banned for hard-to-read text.

Banned for easy to read text.

Banned for clean spectacles.... which is better than me. 

When I make a spectacle of myself, you could hardly call it clean.

Banned for full length raincoat. 

Banned for hoping a gust of wind 'll blow it open.

Banned for not seeing a question mark, Mark..  

Banned for puny punctuation as it were.

im banning danielost for making this post and having such a huge success of having all types of trolls banning each other. banned FTW!