Banned for that should be a song. Oh wait, it is, isn't it? Now we can sue them...... j/k  ya know.   

Banned for frivolous lawsuits

banned to da bitz

Banned for ballroom dancing. 

banned by the trolls of South Pole

Banned for I saw them once.        

Banned for looking in from the outside upon the miseries of others [who brought it upon themselves] and having a slight giggle.

banned for giggling at the trolls

Banned for partying with the trolls an getting troll juice all over your shoes at an inopportune time

Banned for squeezing trolls until they pop... actually sounds like a pretty good solution to the problem, provided that you do it right. Publicly. On YouTube. As an example to others.

Banned those are great, cute, stress and exercise to, little gadgets.   

banned for bringing the blue haired trolls

Banned for using props.

Banned for coming between me and my intended victim.  

banned for being too slow

Banned s-l-o-w-l-y   

banned by the -'s

Banned for Billie the Exterminator could take care of that.    

Banned for having to resort to pop culture to ban.

Banned because at least it's not memetic "humor"...

Banned for esoteric something or other.

Banned for metaphorical waffle!

Banned because I like waffles.

Banned for indulging in calorie heavy foodstuffs and exacerbating the problem with syrup.... now get down and give me a 100.

banned for wanting us to eat less and move more

GIVE ME A PILL TO FIX MY FAT!