Banned for wanting a quick fix for a problem that requires effort to resolve... now get down and gimme another 100 as a start on that.

Banned for sounding like military. And being about as effective.

Banned, there are a lot of good folks serving in every military around the world and talk like that could be construed as treason and the one doing the talking made to walk the plank.

banned for talking treason

Banned for word,

Banned for bird.

Banned for not bringing the poultry to this 'ere shindig ... we're all hungry and need a drumstick or 3.

banned by the shindigs of old

Banned for digging old shins.

Banned because the idiots on my floor have found a new way to make my college experience just that little bit more unpleasant: somebody's always taking a steam shower when I try to brush my teeth, fogging up my glasses and temporarily blinding me.

Will it ever end?

Never darlin. Never.   I think it's the nature of the beast.  That's why we grow up and get our own place to run amok in. Or some reasonable facsimile. Banned for reality.  

banned for making the kid think that it never ends

We grow up?

Who's "we", sucker?...;p

banned for not mentioning the word ''banned'' on your reply post

Banned for using the word 'mentioning' in the same sentence as the word 'banned'.  Those words need to be separated by at least a paragraph or two unless otherwise sanctioned by the Oxford dictionary.

Banned for using the word Dictionary!

Banned for using the words banned, for, using, the, and word.

Banned for using banned twice in one sentence.  

 LOL     Banned for apparently not all of us.  My inner child says Hi. 

Banned for keeping that poor child inside.

Banned for not getting the metaphorical of "inside"... and for suggesting children are kept as prisoners in these 'ere parts.  I know some of 'em are engaged in a bit of cheap labour now and then, but [saves feeding them] we let 'em go home every night.

Banned for inspiring me to use child soldiers.

Banned for using cheap labor.

Banned for do they work on parachutes?   

banned for chuting the paras