Banned because Ryat actually has the right idea. Especially since said roommate uses a lot of hairspray.

Banned because no one is right when it comes to musicals.

Banned for "headband on the run".       {by CCR]  

Banned! Everybody am banned. Go to your room.

Banned for being a buzz kill.

Banned for buzzing chainsaws at Halloween.   

Banned for mentioning "Haloween"

Banned for eening.

banned for cutting words short

Banned for using bans of obsolescence.

Banned for absence while banning. 

AUTONOMOUS BAN

Banned for autonomous ban, you’re part of a game, there is nothing autonomous about it, now comply, resistance is futile.

banned for wanting us to not resist

Thursday Borg ban.

banned for joining the Borg

Banned because joining wasn’t by choice, did you miss the part about resistance is futile?

Banned for being so Borg, you find it futile to leave your implant alone when perving at lovely young ladies.

Banned for forgetting that Borg don’t reproduce sexually but by assimilation thus eliminating the need to perv.   

Banned for perviciously perving in the absence of futile assimilations.

Banned because I always did wonder how the Borg would get along once they assimilated every other race in the galaxy.

Banned for they look like this under their implants. 

Banned for mocking the Borg.  

Banned for mocking bird?   

The bird....;p