Banned for nobody realizing tesb is absent.  It seems he has died from the excitement.  Or mistook this for the lottery and has abandoned us all.

-Twi /)

Banned for I hope tesb decides to at least visit us....    poor little possum.  All alone. 

Banned because we get opossum around my house this time of year... you know that in bad lighting, their faces look just like hollowed-out skulls...

I always imagined an 'opossum' was just an Irish 'possum' ...;)

   Banned for the German tesb could be a wee bit Irish.....  {get it together tesb}  

baned to the eighth level of stupidity

It's full ban

baned?  Wot's that?

Banned for failing to correct  horrendous typo in the 12th degree.

Banned for suggesting you reinstall the OS.

Oh, wait....that was a real one....;)

banned for getting real

Imagine all the people, living life in ban. 

There are a few.

Over the past 24 hours I have assisted 4 or 5 in their life of 'ban' ....;)

Banned for abundant stupidity. Some to spare in fact. I believe only you didn't see the humor in my joke. Poor little UPS man. 

Maybe we should all pitch in and get you an a/c for your truck. nah!!!

Banned because I got a top-of-the-line digital multimeter a few days ago. It was 10 dollars, and the guy who sold it probably would have gone for less if I'd pushed the issue.

The display only ever reads "666".

Inside joke ban. 

Banned for internal affairs

Banned for joking about banning.

Banned for banning about joking.

jokingly banned

Which is the whole point of this thread.

Banned for pointing.

-Twi /)

banned for confusing my daughter with your brony avatar

She keeps insisting that you are a girl with your My Little Pony avatar.

Nepotism ban

Despotism ban.

John Lennon wants his isms back ban

Banned for failure to ban.

-Twi /)