banned by the sucking police

Banned because your ban sucks.

i see you have meet the kettle ban

banned by the

Picture perfect ban

Banned for no picture is perfect without boobies.

And Ryat... banned for leaving the lid on the potty ^

Banned for pictorial perfection.

banned by the DoDo bird committee.

Banned for a bird in the hand... means sooner or later you'll need a Keenex cos its gonna get crapped on.

This post has become your albatross ban.

Banned because Fleetwood Mac did not give you permission to ban anyone in albatross, so go conult with the Green Manalishi and come back with a better offer.

banned for making a lot of spelling mistakes

Banned for not liking boobs... what's wrong with you, boy?

Banned because I thought lacking a clearly-defined gender identity stopped being a crime in the 1950s.

Although the incessant boob jokes are getting kind of old.

Banned for incessant referrals to "incessant boob jokes", which have been left out for quite some time now.

banned for ""

Banned for being an anagram of tray.

Banned for being an anagram of... well, nothing much, really. Good username selection, I have to say.

banned for giving out complements

Banned for selling complements at exorbitant rates.

Scoutdog banned for not knowing his own gender. Look down in your pants. Mystery solved. Unless of course you lack either bits or have both, in which case I apologize.

Banned because gender identity means sexual orientation, not biological sex.

Not offended, common mistake.

banned for still having sexual issues

Hormone Replacement Therapy will help much there.

Banned for I once stood outside a brothel and heard a whoremone.

@ Starkers, Awesome comeback ban...