Banned for that almighty grin on your face.... though I must admit it suits you.

Banned for filing suit.

banned for putting the still suit on

Banned for the zipper in your suit is undone... be careful when zipping it back up, won't you.

Banned for a zip-up suit.

That actually sounds like a very good idea, especially since the tie will cover up whatever is holding it together anyway. Might make a hideous, hideous garment almost... comfortable.

Banned for hideous thoughts... and thoughts of wearing a tie are hideous to say the least.

banned for not studying the history of ties

Banned for studying the history of ties while I was practising bondage knots with willing female participants... wih less emphasis on the pants.

banned for going with the pants

I prefer panties on my willing females.

Banned for dame siferance... 'tis all knickers to me.

Banned for kicking the knickers.

banned because the Knickers aren't going anywhere

Banned because this (Algebraic numbers on the complex plane colored by degree. (red=1, green=2, blue=3, yellow=4)is why I love mathematics.

banned for going down the mathematics tree

Banned for it's all arithmetic... sums to me.

banned for making me stay up late

Banned for turning in before my bedtime... on a promise, are we?

banned making me promise

Banned for I would never put you on a promise... I'm not that way inclined.

banned by the incline

Banned for leaning neither one way or the other

banned for bad cellphone use

Banned for my father. His constant refrain is "I dropped my phone, and it broke into three pieces, so now it won't work." I'm always willing to talk him through putting the pieces (battery, battery cover, and phone) back together, but I don't get what he thinks is so magical about that particular number.

Banned for I had three pieces once... 'til they all found out about each other.

Banned for expecting the battery, battery cover, and phone to work when completely compartmentalized.