Banned by the Associated Federation of Buttpluggers

banned for sending the meteor over Russia and not over Phoenix.

The Phoenix would just be reborn ban

Banned for re-booting old NBC TV movie...

Banned for being bovine at an equestrian event.

Banned for jumping the moon...

Banned for hey diddle, diddle.... cakes on the griddle

The cow asked for a macaroon

The little dog licked his lips to see so much bun

And the witch ate hers with a spoon.

Banned for reminding me of a good cheeseburger. Don't get many of those here at college. :'(

banned for going to the wrong college

Banned for it's not the wrong college... he's just there at the wrong time.

Banned because it's more the wrong city. The transit system here in Cleveland doesn't, well, work, so I'm confined to about a three-block radius from my dorm. That covers a pizza place, a Chinese place, and for some strange reason the Cleveland Botanical Gardens.

Banned for not buying a bike... and pedalling around woud help with the added pounds/fat/cholesterol from eating all that junk food

banned for suggesting a bike

This isn't China you know.

Banned for China is irrelevant to the equation... there's probably as many bikes in India.

banned for making me buy a new chair

Banned for it wasn't my fat arse that broke to old one... maybe you should get a bike, too.

Banned for cerebral ponderings that lead to implications of the improbable and most unlikely.

Banned because you didn't realize the answer was 42 at first.

banned for not completing the program and figuring out the question

Couldn't have said it better.  A double whammy ban is in order.  Congratulations! 

banned by a double whammy

Banned for being so indecisive about double whammies and letting your auntea go first.

Banned for aunteas. Sounds like a type of fish.

Banned for fishy references.