Banned for not fully embracing the only solution to mankind's ultimate problem... the lack of peace and good will.

banned for there can only be peace through superior firepower

Baaanneded for unleashing the tank from hell... one small shot of brimstone can send a whole neighbourhood to Hades

Banned for boys and their toys.

banned for assuming they are toys

Banned for you didn't have toys as a boy, your family was that poor... so yer dad cut holes in yer pockets so you'd have something to play with.

Banned for not making a yoyo.

Banned for ad infinitum!

Hi folks.

Banned for losing your way here until now.... like how long has it been since your last banning?

I duuno.

Orright, then, banned for not banning while forgetting when you were last banned... and banned for spelling dunno wrong on a weakday. I spelled it that way cos you're gonna come up with a weak excuse as to why, aren't ya?

banned for assumption of weak excuse during a work week

Banned for future assumptions.

banned for past hearings

Banned for double u's are better than w's.

banned for cliches

banned for the brass monkey sitting on your shoulder just winked and said: "Watch this.".... next thing I know you've got the Yangtze [Yellow River] running down your back.

Banned for eating yellow snow.

banned for following the husky dogs

Banned for the sad state of affairs in Pompeii and Atlantis.  Oh wait, they're desolate and empty, much like the forums these days.

Banned for rewards may be required.   And leave the yellow snow alone for goodness sake.  :/

Banned for recruiting without a licence to permit.

Banned for permitting recruits to ban without a valid license.

Banned for validities.

Banned for being excommunicated from the Higher order of Petrified Prehistoric Personages.... or was that the Lower Order of Lambastic Limpets?