banned for eating the vicious animal that eats the harmless vegetation

Banned for no burp warning.

Banned for not getting inside before the windstorm hit.... so is that a new toupee you're ordering from the mail order calalogue, or a replacement for the blow-up doll that blew away when the burp got out?

Banned for none of the above. Mine head got turned around.

Banned for,  squirrel.

banned for getting involved with ROUS

Banned for the snake has a lot to answer for.... every time I eat apple pie I think of a naked chick in the Garden of Eden.

Banned for staring at fig leaves.

Banned for it was the map of Tassie that had me fixated.... it gave me a devil of a time

Banned for arbitrary fixation on non-entities.

banned for parasitic entities

Banned for vampyres.

Banned for those suckers sometimes rob blood banks.

Banned for at least they get a variety...A AB AB- O....

Banned for trying to teach vampires the alphabet.... they only want to drink your blood, not get lessons in English.

Banned for canned bubkas.

banned for trying to do the can can

Banned for tango lessons and leaving you dancing shoes at home.

Banned for not mentioning tap dancing.

Banned for doin' the diddy diddy without the bee bop accompanying.

banned for bopping along anyways

Banned for bopping the blues in D-Flat with an alto sax accompaniment

Banned for wanting me to fall in the sink AGAIN!!!!!  Never saw the sense in tap dancing, myself.

banned for sinking in the tap

Banned for losing your grip.... but reality will come back if you click your heels three times together with: "There's no place like the other side of the asylum gates."

Alternatively, you could just take the blue pill and ban all your lunatic fringe compadres to the full moon.

Banned for attempting to inflate egos.