Banned for trying to deflate an escape from the asylum... and for thinking it's okay to go flying 'high' if you've got a parachute

banned for assuming that there is an asylum

Banned for seeking asylum. If you really want it though ask Snowden for some.

Banned for Snowden is another name for an igloo, isn't it?

banned for going with the igloo joke

That's just cold.

Banned for getting chills from the cold igloo joke

banned for not heating up the chili

Banned for wanting to start a fire in the Arctic.... you global warming menace, you.

Banned for reminding of Mr. Freeze and Batman heating up the screen.  Those were the days. 

Banned for shivering timbers.

banned for being scared of the forest

Banned for not seeing the forest for trees or is it the trees for the forest or maybe its the one tree and the forest got canceled due to lack of seeing. 

Banned for deforestation in a world that's becoming devoid of trees because of logging... I say plant more trees everywhere and ban all logging of old forests and natural habitats.

Also banned for not wearing your glasses when going into the woods today.... then there'd been no lack of c-ing.

Banned for bringing your C: into this.

banned for driving home the point

Banned for not asking to C his license to 'drive' home points

banned for charging fees for the license like a typical capitalist  

Banned for capitalizing on capital infirmaries.

Banned for capital gains.  

Banned for gaining in the capital.... I prefer a country town, myself.

Banned for all country bumpkins are to exit left. Barring that exit right and take the umbrella with you.

banned for flying in on an umbrella

Banned for shades of Mary Poppins.

banned for improper oil filter fitting

Banned for not knowing witches don't wear knickers