Banned for clueless is merely a state of mind... or the lack thereof.

banned for lacking

Banned for licking... the windows on the short bus do not need cleaning like that

Banned for picking used gum out of your teeth.

Banned for missing under the seat.     

banned for going under the seat

Banned for kneesies under the table... now go get a room.

Banned for rooms cost pennies. Got some?

banned for mocking my pennilessness 

Banned for less is moreing...? 

Banned for subscribing to mores without the 's' to get it started.

Banned for more or less. And may I have S'more. 

banned for hot sticky gooey fluffy stuff mixed with hot melted dark stuff wedged between at flat hard things

Banned 'cause a rock and a hard place was the first consideration.

Banned for knowing it's my Bday this week. All considering.

Banned for birthdays are a once-in-a-lifetime thing... anything after the day we're born is an anniversary.

Also banned for wanting kisses and cuddles on your b/day... ask for cold, hard cash instead.

banned for cashing out

Banned for cashing in.

And a happy B'Day.

Banned for tanks. I like Bdays.  Still gives me butterflies in my tummy.  Something shiny from my son. He knows his mom. And pick myself up a little something. hehe

banned for shinies

Banned for magpie-ing... and picking up bits of silver paper from cigarette packets to make tinfoil hats for bird brains

Banned 'cause birds are smart, they descended from dinos after all.

Banned for time flies.   

banned for not going with the time lords

Banned for throwing your alarm clock out of the window to see time fly.... sadly, it crash landed in the mulberry bush and ding donged for the last time.