banned for such a sow

Banned for stealing the ears from under the sow's nose. 

banned for slicing noses for ears

Banned for cutting up the bay con like an infuriated butcher with cereal killer tendencies.

Cereal Killer!?!?

Banned! 'Cause Cheerios and company will have to hire mercs to defend General Mills.

Banned for a general defense of Cheerios and not specifying which company of mercs would descend on the mills to recapture them from the cereal killers who wanted to nip cereal production in the bud.

banned for short shoes and an unhalter top

Banned for letting that in...again.

Banned for spam and its posters should be sandwiched between large 2 sheets of reinforced concrete... much like a sarcophagus but without the cadaver cavity, and be there entombed for eternity and then some.

banned for using concrete

Banned for not reinforcing it.

banned for wanting to rebar

Banned for copper tubing.

banned for tubing up the creak

Banned for bronze impersonations.

banned for odd colorizations 

Banned for rainbow intuitives and indices.

Banned for somewhere over the rainbow and why can't I see the bluebirds fly?

Banned for wanting bluebirds when there's plenty of Black Crows around.

Banned for somewhere under the rainbow and why can't I hear the it when the black cock crows?

banned for water borne illusions 

Banned for under the sea surface and why can't I smell the coffee?

Banned for imbibing while scuba diving in the coffee pot.

banned for coffee a lot

Banned for one flew over the coffee pot and why can't I hear the grass grow?  And does the gardener use manure on his bald spot or is it just a bad aftershave?