Banned for smelling the dark roasted 100% Arabica beans seconds before they get scrunched.

banned for being so smelly

Banned for somewhere under the armpit.... and does it usually smell that bad or is your deoderant meant for odious camels suffering with dreaded desert dung disease?

Banned for dung in the dungeon.

Banned for somewhere down in the dreaded and dank dungeon, and why can't I hear moaning and wailing with the tightening of the rack, or the rattle of the jailers keys on the last surviving lifer's few remaining teeth?

banned for enjoying being down in the dungeon

Banned for down in the dumps 'cause its not as hot. Crazy filthy with all the throwaways but what ya gonna do.

Banned for one flew over the refuse tip and what's that smell... did somebody throw out their deoderant because it stinks like putrified camel piss?

banned for banning insanity 

Banned for scrumptious, delectable, delicious, shaken not stirred, mouth watering, sweet n sour, crunchy, nutty, irresistible......ants.   

banned for not sharing

Banned for wanting to eat bugs.

Banned for one flew into the bull ants nest and why can't I see those all-over ant bites?

banned by the weevils of flour

Banned for they flew undetected under the radar to gain entry under stealth, and why can't I hear the wilful weevils scurrying about in the bakery?

Banned for too many whys and not enough wheres, whens and hows. So 'why' can't you hear, see, smell, touch, all them goodies.

banned for single quotes

Banned for quoting under the thesaurus and why can't you see the intended meaning?

Banned for being inquisitive.

Banned for thinking about it.

Banned for being curious.

Banned for asking.

Banned for somethin' else.

banned for pentabanning 

Banned for one flew into the multiple bans zone and abused the privilege... and why can't I resist the urge to strip off, go sit atop the back fence and howl at the full moon every month?

banned for it being that time of the month for you

Banned 'cause they sell stuff to hold it in.

banned for trying your hand in salesmanship 

Banned for the salesman who flew over the Casbah and why can't I buy any of those cheap trinkets to sell at a profit back home?