Banned for calling out Beetlejuice 3 times in the hope of summoning a boogey man to scare your neighbours.

Banned for taking neigh and bour and making something of it. 

Banned for neighing in the hood to upset your bours.

Banned for inciting circumstantial evidence.

Banned for dropping your road apples here.  They are hardly circumstantial.

Banned for traipsing down Apple's Road and not Abbey's Road where the musics at. 

Banned for dropping apples instead of breadcrumbs to show the way.... some nag camw along after and ate 'em all.

Banned for accidental droppings.

Banned for on purpose droppings and leaving your pooper scooper at home.

Banned for leaving skid marks.

Banned for skidding sideways down the street after trying to avoid one of Uvah's deposits.

Banned for conspiring to side step my overwhelmingly transient in and outs of lucidity,  

Banned for I'm the only one who got excited about the return of the most talked about TV series in history.

Banned for bragging about it.

Banned for criticising my love of Game of Thrones.

Banned for ironing out your throne to remove the wrinkles.

Banned... myself from the forums, period.

Banned for ban thread fail.

Banned for leaving us in suspense.

Banned for banning the Ban thread.

Banned for lack of noise.

Banned for crooning when you should practice your yodel.

Banned for yodeling with a ballyhoo.

banned for letting me rise today

Banned for the occasion didn't call for it.