banned for calling them out

Banned for arguing they were safe and not out.

banned because i dont know third base

Banned 'cause third was last but not most.

banned for being the least of the little ones

Banned for thinking most of the big ones.

Mostly Banned with chance of reinstated followed at night with storms containing hail to the Ban.  By morning expect sun shiny new Bans for everyone.

banned for run on bans

Banned for missing sun shine bans.

Banned for banning banners.

banned for putting your banners where ever you want

Banned for whatevers and howevers and other stuff ending in evers.

Banned for using the letter E in a post!

Banned for banning yourself 3 times over with Ez.

Banned for EZ posting and what have u's.

banned for trying to catch some z's 

Banned for sleeping while on Ban duty.

banned for attempting to do your due diligence

Banned for lacking thereof.

banned for mocking my duties

Banned for being duty bound.

banned for bounding about the backyard but ignoring the front yard

Banned 'cause I only gots a back yard 'cause the front yard got banned due to lack of interest.

banned for noninterest in yardage 

Banned for yard work.