Ban all the inputters for inputting without lurking before they leap.

Banned for leaping lurkers doing leaps and bounds while keeping the lurks in the back pocket.

banned for the continued blastification of lurkers

Banned for there is no defense for lurkers, just blastification and electrified anal probes

Banned for getting your toys involved.

banned for getting it all twisted

Banned for doing the twist like you did last summer.... and several summers before.

So banned for failing to update to the Macarena.

Banned for dancing around the lurk rather than an issue which, by definition, is meh.

Banned for dancing'til dawn with each of your cats.

banned for not letting the dogs out to chase the cats

Banned for something else I haven't thought up yet.

Banned for I thought of it first.

Banned for is not is to.

To not is to do Ban for and to not in.

banned for scattering your words to the wind

Banned for wind on the wind ban.

Banned for banning a natural occurrence.... the four winds blow naturally across the Earth to help keep it cool and clean.

Banned for breaking wind to the four corners.

Banned for not knowing where the four winds originated in the first place.

banned for letting them all come together again 

Banned for groping at straws when clutching failed to do the trick

Also banned for new page 1st post.... again.

Banned for thirds.

Banned for quarters of that and less some.

banned for mocking my dedication to this thread

Banned for dedicating the mark to something other than threadbare linens.