Banned for making your making your linen threadbare cos you're taking it down to the river to wash with a scrub board.

banned for boarding the scrub brush

Banned for brush scrubbing on the Great Plains.

Banned for brushing up on scrubbing.

banned for letting the rain in spain stay mainly on the plain

Banned for cliches.

Banned for some of this and that and none of the other.

banned for nothing at all

Banned because I say so.

Banned because you said so.

Banned for circle so-ing.

Banned for squaring isosceles in the dark.

Banned for doing in the dark that which people would call the police if you did it in broad daylight.

banned for shining a spot light on the activities 

Banned for feeble attempts at being dumb.

Banned for listening to the dumb man and proclaiming deafness.

banned for not talking about it

Banned for silence is golden.... but my eyes still see.

Banned for relying on song lyrics.

Banned for seeing eye to eye and missing the point made over lunch last Saturday when the moon took a powder.

banned for powdering the moon but forgetting about the stars above

Banned for twinkling.

Banned for following him down the dark alley to know that he pushed Fido aside and twinkled up against a fire hydrant.

Banned for tinkling and twinkling as its supposed to inkle.

banned for word spamming-inkling